Actress GWYNETH PALTROW pities journalists who make up stories about her, claiming they will be punished for their sins. The SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE star is baffled by the constant fabricated reports about her personal life with husband CHRIS MARTIN and children APPLE and MOSES – but feels sure the perpetrators will get their comeuppance. She says, “It makes me sad for the people who make it up because karmically, it can’t be very good for them. It depresses me to think of people trying to sell papers by dredging up bad things. “People say, ‘I read that you’re exorcising your house for a ghost and you have a GPS satellite thing in your bag to watch your baby while she’s sleeping,’ and I think, ‘Did you read this in a newspaper?’”
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I’m awaiting her karmic payback for Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
I agree KingSmartIan, I am waiting for karmic payback from “Bounce” as well.
She doesn’t really think she is African does she, that is more nuts than anything I have ever read about Gwyneth!
She used to be my favorite actress, but ever since she won her golden globe or Oscar or whatever, she has really gone downhill.
this is what a pap tells harpar’s bazaar magazine. courtesy of popsugar:
Biggest score?
Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby photo of Apple. That made a lot of money–$500,000 to $750,000. Maybe even a million. She asked me to do it. I e-mailed her, and she said, “I’m going to have my baby. Why don’t you come shoot it?”
Did you pay her for the photo?
Sandra Bullock asked a friend of mine on a movie set, “What did Steve pay Gwyneth for that picture?” and he said, “He didn’t pay her anything.” Sandra said, “Bullshit. No way a celebrity’s going to do something like that without taking any money.” Well, guess what? She was right. But that’s all I’m going to say.
*rolls eyes at gwynne for the aforementioned quote of the day*
My favorite GP quote is the one that described her as “‘vacuous, sallow, moony, rubbernecked’” and “a preening, pampered princess who’s been foisted on the public” (quotes attributed to Camilla Pagilla)…but then again, I subscribe to the theory that the paps and gossip columnists resort to making up things about her and her self-righteous prick of a husband because there’s nothing remotely interesting about either of them in the first place.
But enough about Mrs. Martin: the important thing here is that King Smart Ian is back!
Vive le roi!!