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Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow looking her usual perfect self at the premiere of Two Lovers at the Times BFI London Film Festival. Ok, well – the face and hair look good but I’m not sure why she felt like dressing like Helena Bonham Carter in one of Tim Burton‘s jack-off fantasies.

This bitch has a lot of gall showing up smiling after she was the last straw in Madonna’s marriage. I know sources said she told Madge to stick with it,
but that was probably a gossip drop by her people. In reality, she was
like “leave his ass, he’ll never understand what true beauty and art
means. He’ll never understand that we need to eat twigs, and deny ourselves pleasure in life except for fug clothes. He doesn’t understand our souls. Now bump your vag to mine, Superwoman.”

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