(Flynet)

Halle Berry is denying that she has been stuck in physically abusive relationships with the fellas in the past. Apparently, Storm doesn’t play that. I’d call her Catwoman but my lower intestine has made better movies.

Oscar winner Halle Berry has dismissed reports she was a battered woman, insisting her physical battles with men were one-offs. The “Monster’s Ball” beauty has previously admitted she had experienced violence in past relationships, but insists the first time her exes raised their hands to her, was also the last time. She tells Reader’s Digest magazine, “I’m so not a battered woman. “Have I been in physical altercations with men? Absolutely. But the minute that happens they see the back of me. My mother was a battered woman. She was battered by my father.”

She must mean when a former boyfriend punched her in her head and she lost some hearing ability. What she should have done immediately afterwards was run him right the f*ck over with her car. And leave. And fake like she was in a fugue state. She’s done it before! She’s beautiful and wily!