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The gorgeous car accident fleeing Halle Berry is denying pregnancy rumors. She’s seeing a male model and those two would probably make some stunning children. According to her camp, it’s not happening.
Halle Berry’s manager has slammed a report out today, claiming Halle is two months pregnant with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry’s child.
In reference to the National Enquirer’s “Halle Berry Pregnant At Last” story, Halle’s Los Angeles-based manager Vincent Cirrincione told 24Sizzler.com Wednesday afternoon, the report is “not true” and Halle is not pregnant.
Seriously, that hypothetical baby could probably have given Shiloh a run for her money. And then – what if hypothetical Halle Berry baby and Shiloh got together and had a baby in 2025? Meet your Godhead! To interrupt with some snark – have any of you actually watched “Catwoman”? As a comics fan, I was appalled. As a gay man who appreciates unwitting camp and terrible movies – I was overjoyed. She fights Sharon Stone who’s been made indestructible through application of tainted foundation and moisturizer. AND there’s this whole disco sequence wherein Halle does a dance with her Cat-whip in colored lights much to the delight of club-goers. Seriously, it makes “Xanadu” look like a Merchant-Ivory production. Tremendous.
If that lady wants babies with her OWN eggs, she’d better “get on it”, so to speak. Clock’s a tickin’ and, yes, she and her boyfriend would have gorgeous kids.
Well, National Enquier was right about Nicole Richie.
The only problem with people who have had plastic surgery is that their offspring won’t look like their current self.