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Has anyone seen a wailing brunette running down Robertson Blvd., wielding a cleaver and chasing a tattooed douchebag? Hottubing ladies’ man John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston, according to the Mirror. That Angelina Jolie death room is going to be back in full swing. She’ll find a way to blame her ass.
Maybe he didn’t like the new lips.
“There’s
been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source. “They initially
opted for a break, hoping a trial
split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready
for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.
Mayer
reportedly had a problem with Aniston’s “timetable” for their
relationship. Or maybe she wasn’t getting him the airplay he thought dating her would come with.
Can’t she just BUY a dude to insure a commitment?
Here she is at UCLA. Take a class, Jenn. Get your mind off it. When you stop looking, it will come to you. Hopefully.
Check out all the photos of Jennifer Aniston in the gallery.
Has anyone seen a wailing brunette running down Robertson Blvd., wielding a cleaver and chasing a tattooed douchebag? Hottubing ladies’ man John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston, according to the Mirror. That Angelina Jolie death room is going to be back in full swing. She’ll find a way to blame her ass.
Maybe he didn’t like the new lips.
“There’s
been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source. “They initially
opted for a break, hoping a trial
split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready
for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.
Mayer
reportedly had a problem with Aniston’s “timetable” for their
relationship. Or maybe she wasn’t getting him the airplay he thought dating her would come with.
Can’t she just BUY a dude to insure a commitment?Here she is at UCLA. Take a class, Jenn. Get your mind off it. When you stop looking, it will come to you. Hopefully.Check out all the photos of Jennifer Aniston in the gallery.
Sandra | August 13, 2008 at 9:07 am
You are just a very mean person. She doesn’t need to buy anybody.She´s a gorgeous woman so just shut up
gr8 | August 13, 2008 at 9:09 am
ugh, girl, i feel your pain:( hang in there, a good man is on the way!!!
Daphne | August 13, 2008 at 9:25 am
lies lies lies don’t buy this story
Spice | August 13, 2008 at 9:33 am
And, if she did find someone… mr. harvey… all you will do is berate her for it. Because she is such a loser at 39… WTF. Layoff Aniston, she is a successful woman… without a man.
viewers | August 13, 2008 at 9:47 am
Jen is a smart woman indeed. To her, the difference of age is not important as the difference views of life. It is very rare girls whom can think likewise nowadays.
T-Bone | August 13, 2008 at 9:54 am
I would imagine there aren’t a lot of committed, nice, conventional guys in Hollywoodland, so it’s gotta be tough. I think Jenn would do well to stay away from the John Mayer/Brad Pitt/Lance Armstrong types and date a regular guy. Take Cindy Crawford, for example….she married a nice restaurant owner. Julia Roberts married a nice camera guy. Either way, Jenn is pretty successful in her own right and doesn’t need to settle for anyone or anything. Oh, and her lips ARE NOT enhanced. Maybe one day, but not now.
devil | August 13, 2008 at 10:44 am
Jennifer Aniston may not need a man, but she does need a decent bra. This photo makes her look like she just had a double mastectomy.
John Mayer is just icky, anyway. I don’t know what any woman sees in him.
someone | August 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I think its amazing how they come up with all the little details..like they were hiding in Jens closet..hilarious..even if it is over, I don’t think anyone thought it would last very long anyway..I hope Jen finds someone to really love her, and want the same things that she does..I don’t think John wants anything except another notch on the bedpost…