To the dude that stole this kid’s backpack: fuck you. How could you? How could you steal this blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryan child’s backpack filled with all of his candy?

You heartless son-of-a-bitch.

For a complete description of the backpack, watch the video after the jump. And to that dude, wherever he is, you’ll get yours. I promise you.

Thanks, Buzzfeed!

(I also promise you that as a result of this video, this kid is going to grow up to get so much action when he shows this to potential sex partners.)