He Must Not Have Bought The Coke From The Dealer She Likes

May 17th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Lohan and her British guy brawled on Monday night . This coke-fit started in the penthouse of NYC’s Soho Grand and finished up in the lobby.

Sources told Page Six the “screamfest” started in the penthouse and ended up in the lobby. “Calum’s clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room,” said one onlooker. Lohan and Best were first spotted together last week at a Nylon magazine party at Tenjune and then seen frolicking in the Bahamas. Lohan seemed unfazed by reports of her British beau canoodling with another girl in the islands Friday night – but Best’s raunchy behavior at Cipriani Downtown on Sunday might have sent her over the edge. Our spies saw Best “collecting numbers from all the models” every time Lohan’s back was turned. On Tuesday, it was Lohan’s turn to make Best jealous. He followed her to Stereo for the Bloody Social concert where she spent more time with her friends. One of Lohan’s male pals was overheard saying, “All her friends wish Calum would go back to London. He’s just using her.” Lohan’s rep had no comment.

I kinda love this guy. Everytime her back is turned, his tongue is up another girl’s ass. I can’t blame her. Freckle Juice is looking a little hagged out lately. Unless they’re doing that sick thing that some couples do where they make each other jealous and get into screaming matches about it at BBQ’s and everyone stares down at their potato salad but then the annoying couple goes home and bangs each other against walls. Ugh. Twisted.

(Flynet)

At least Calum is an intent listener, that pic is after the jump.

(Flynet)

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Comments (7)

  1. Zekers | May 17, 2007 at 9:49 am

    I do not see the attraction on either part. He has “creep” written all over him and she just looks used up.

  2. jen | May 17, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Is it just me or does he kind of look like Kfed?

  3. What? | May 17, 2007 at 10:41 am

    Looking hagged out??? Why, according to Maxim she’s the hottest thing out there!

    Seriously, whoever made the decision to put that thing at the top of their list clearly has issues. They either live under a rock or are complete blind, deaf mutes.

  4. stalin | May 17, 2007 at 10:43 am

    she picked him – she deserves him – start making better choices you walking mattress

  5. jinxy mcdeath | May 17, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    He has a lightbulb shaped head,what model would ever be that desperate? He’s another unwashed limey.

  6. jinxy mcdeath | May 17, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    He has a lightbulb shaped head,what model would ever be that desperate? He’s another unwashed limey.

  7. d. c. | May 20, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    she’s not the boss of him and he’s not into her except that she is a willing tramp..

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