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Well, his head is kind of white and shiny, so that’s where the second part of this blog post title comes from. You’ll have to keep reading to understand the flimsy pretext of the rest of it. Bruce Willis looks like the very happy (albeit aged) sandwich between Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova. After seeing this picture, I think if I were Bruce, I’d very politely ask Eva never, ever, EVER to pull on my cheeks like that again when photographers are present. Somehow, I think it even made his forehead appear more expansive. These three were gathered, among other guests, at the Heart of Gold Ball at Cipriani’s Wall Street in New York. The charity gala was held to raise money for the Happy Hearts Fund, a charitable organization created to aid those children devastated by the Tsunami in Asia. Good work celebs, I salute thee and thy charitable efforth.

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See more photos of Bruce getting chummy with Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova after the jump!