Heather Mills Can Afford A New Leg

March 17th, 2008 // 22 Comments

Heather Mills is getting PAID. She will receive what amounts to 30 million US dollars from her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney. I praise her for her gold-digging skills. She pulled off a textbook maneuver.

After she got her payday in court, bitch had the nerve to go out on the front steps and start cutting people up. Get your money and get gone. I would go to the nearest barroom and buy a round for the entire bar! But no, she has to rub it in. Heather took the opportunity to bash Paul, the British legal system, and everyone who has ever criticized her.

Heather ended up representing herself, and claims that she would never have gotten the sum that she did if she had used a lawyer. She cited “the power of one,” and urged other people to do it. Yeah, I’m gonna rep myself on a murder charge. That’ll work. Heather also claims that Paul said he had less money than he actually does and was trying to cheat her and their daughter Beatrice.

“What the judge has also said is that Paul is only worth £400 million. Everyone know that he has been worth £800 million for the past 15 years. Paul has always wanted it public because he wants to look like generous Sir Paul,” she bleated.

Heather also claims that Paul’s representation mercilessly harassed her. Heather and Paul parted ways in April of 2006. Paul merely told the press “thank you” and split after the ruling. I assume to go home and sob and drink.

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By J. Harvey

  1. devil

    Thank God that’s finally over. I still think Paul could have paid a fraction of that amount and just had that woman assassinated. Then everyone wins.

    This is a divorce case for the history books. All old men might want to re-think jumping into bed with women younger than their children approximately five minutes after their wives die. Linda died in 1998 and Paul took up with Heather in 1999. Pretty much everyone knew that nothing good would come of it. Now he’s paying. Hopefully, he won’t do it again.

  2. Mrs. J

    She got close to 30 million in pounds, thus its almost double in American money- almost $50 million. Not 30 million American

  3. T-Bone

    This woman is nothing but a gold-digger, in my opinion. How she got this much cash is beyond my comprehension. I’m pretty sure she had nothing to do with helping Paul make his millions. Don’t get me wrong…I’m all for taking care of kid. (Unfortunately though, no amount of cash will save this child from narcissistic, sociopath of a mother). Oh well, Paul made the big mistake of marrying her, in spite of family objections, so I guess he learned a very expensive lesson. This wretch is laughing all the way to the bank.

  4. Loob

    “But he has even MORE money that he worked for and amassed due to an actual reason, his talent…
    Why can’t I have that too? It’s not faaaaaair.”

    Jesuz I really loathe this bitch.

  5. I love how she thinks that the judge, who in any normal divorce proceeding would have had fistfuls of every possible kind of income documentation, was wrong about how much Paul had because EEEEVERYONE KNOWS he has twice as much. Maybe she could take that money and buy herself a house in Reality.

  6. Marigold

    Considering how much he is worth, and the fact that there was no pre-nup, I think he did well. 30 million pounds? If he is really worth 800 million pounds, then she only got 3.75% of his fortune. If he is “only” worth 400, then she got 7.5% of it. YES she got alot of money, but in the big picture, it was probably worth every penny to get her out of his life.

  7. Zekers

    Its really difficult not to loathe her, Loob. She’s a one-woman dog and pony show. I feel for her daughter-was hoping Paul would some how wrangle custody…

  8. NYSailorScout

    Good for you, Heather Mills!

    God bless you.

    People, this is called THE LAW. 50/50 in the case of a divorce. Done. Settled. She should have gotten much more, actually. Paul McCartney KNEW what a divorce would mean before he got married. He cannot weasel out now. A deal is a deal. If you do not think that your spouse deserves half of your entire life’s work, DO NOT GET MARRIED.

    There, wasn’t that easy?

    -L.

  9. Loob

    “She’s a one-woman dog and pony show”

    Bahaha!! I love that, Z, and I thoroughly agree with it, even if I am possibly picturing it all wrong in my mind. :D

  10. T-Bone

    NYSailor – I have more respect for prostitutes than for gold-digging hos like you and Ms. Mills. At least they’re up front about what they do, and they don’t put children in the middle of their conquests and greed.

    I’m not a big fan of Paul McCartney’s, and I do think he was downright idiotic to NOT make this nut sign a pre-nup, but clearly Heather Mills is NOT entitled to 400 million dollars. It would be one thing if it were Linda McCartney’s divorce, since she was standing right next to the guy, assisting and partaking in his work and raising his children. But this crack-pot should be lucky she got what she got. And Sir Paul needs his head examined for even marrying her.

  11. NYSailorScout

    50/50. It’s the law. Done. The law is based on statutes first and ethical considerations second. It is certainly not based on how you “feel”.

    You talk about Heather being a “ho”? The one without morals is Paul McCartney if he thinks that it is ok to go back on his word!

    Paul McCartney cannot decide to withhold payment to Heather Mills because he now thinks negatively of her. Can you decide to not pay your American Express bill because you are “angry” at them? The law is the law.

  12. T-Bone

    Well guess what NYSailor (aka:Heather Mills)??? Paul did just that! He got away with not paying 50/50, so ha! You lose and so does Heather Mills (if you really call 50 million losing). Seems the courts “felt” the same way. Cry me a river about Sir Paul going “back on his word”. Occasionally, in a just world, “what’s right” takes precedence over what’s law.

  13. Loob

    “50/50. It’s the law.”

    That’s not the law everywhere. And they aren’t from California, and he didn’t actually give her 50%, so I proclaim you full o crap. :)

  14. NYSailorScout

    I do not think that a 40 million dollar payout is a loser in any circumstance.

    What is English law for divorce settlements? I am pretty sure that it is not “the spouse gets nothing”. Sorry. When you divorce, you have to pay. Maybe he should have thought of that before marrying a person that will bring .00001% of their combined financial profit into a marriage?

    That’s like these dishonest homeowners trying to default on their ARM mortgages. They entered into a contract and now they have to honor it.

    They have a name for people who are immoral and do not honor their financial obligations. It is called a Bad Credit Score. I do not suffer from that affliction. :) Have fun!

  15. Sasha

    Nysailorscout The law also at one time said interracial marriages were illegal gay relationships are not legitimate and black people were 3/5 humans., It does not make it right. What fucked up place do you come from.
    Technically it is a contract but its like a cheap salesman trick duping sad people usually old to steal there mone. They are the wrong ones. I hope you get a medication resistant STI cause you obviously are a whore.

  16. devil

    I was just reading, with some cheer, that Paul wasn’t quite as dumb as we all thought. He put off releasing some material, including a sure-to-be-hit boxed Wings set, to keep Heather from profiting. If Paul just does one more tour, he’ll more than make up the money he just paid out to that gold-digging snag.

    Sir Paul’s gonna be fine. He just had some hard knocks to take. At least it’s over now.

  17. down with diggers

    Um, Paul should be getting HER money because she basically scammed him. “Everyone know that he has been worth £800 million for the past 15 years”? Clearly she’s been plotting this swindle for a while. And getting pregnant just to seal his fate — disgusting.

    Lord save that poor Beatrice.

  18. tptgal1

    ……………. somebody tell Eliot – she’s got an hour free on Thursday…………….

  19. Xicana

    NYsailorscout-One of my biggest pet peeves is people talking about the law when they have no clue what they are talking about. It’s clear you’re not a lawyer nor someone who even took the time to look up the law or the facts of the case.

    Getting 50/50 after a divorce is NOT the law everywhere, as someone already pointed out. In fact, in the U.S. you automatically get 50% of the community assets after a divorce ONLY in community property states and there are only 9 states that are community property states in the entire country. And I doubt very much that England follows community property law because if it did, then Mills would have received 50% of the community property. And if you could actually do math, you would see that she did not get anywhere near 50%.

  20. NYSailorScout

    There is a place for people who willfully break the law (no matter what the law is.) It is called jail.

    The 50% number is not the point. I am happy to admit if I am incorrect on that number. The point is that she was right to demand what was legally hers. The salesman can be as cheap as he/she wants. Both sides of the transaction are responsible for their actions, no matter how sad or how old.

    Wishing that I would get an STI? I am sorry for upsetting you but I am healthy (a healthy lifestyle and good job will do that.) Liberals always have to result to cheap insults when their arguments fail. How typical. Goodbye and good luck.

  21. Sasha

    Cuntwhore I am conservative and female a teenager in fact. Whose gone more places than you and will do continue to do so. I am gorgeous and as great as trophy wife sounds I am gettinng my own degree a nd would never demand half.

  22. Debbie

    Now that the settlement is over, maybe we will never have to see her face again!!!

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