Heather Mills is rumored to be on Dancing with the Stars this season . Hold the jokes. I’m going to separate the issues here. I think it’s TOTALLY hot if she goes on and kicks people’s asses seeing as she’s missing a leg. It’s a win for handicapable ladies everywhere. On the other hand, she’s a gold-digging wench. So all I can say is, I hope she gets far but doesn’t win. There, wasn’t that easy?

A source close to the show tells PEOPLE that the former model might just show off her samba skills, following in the footsteps of Harry Hamlin and Emmitt Smith, when the fourth edition premieres March 19.

“She has not signed yet,” an insider tells PEOPLE. “But talks are ongoing.”

Can you wear pantsuits when ballroom dancing? How do you dress up a titanium limb? Beads? Rhinestones? These are serious questions. The best part of all this is that Joey Fatone might be on, and Joey Fatone’s big ass in jazz pants is gonna make me tune in. God, I need to get out more.