Ugh, you know those two donkeys from “Laguna Beach” who keep diving in front of the photogs? Yeah, Heidi and Spencer. Well, Celebrity Babylon is reporting that their engagement is a sham and they’re just in it for the money. Shocker. I know I might have been been off-base about New York’s Mom being a fake. But I think everyone’s with me on this one!
Celebrity Babylon has learned EXCLUSIVELY that the engagement between Pratt, 23, and Montag, 20, is a FAKE, as fake as Montag’s new chest! “It’s an arrangement that suits both of them,” says an MTV insider, “they won’t be walking down the aisle, they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, and then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course.” When news of the fake engagement broke last month, MTV issued a coy, “We do not comment on the personal lives of our stars.” Stars? What stars? A couple of young reality show goofs? We have exclusive video of photographers talking about the “set up” photos they arranged with the “engaged” couple! In the old studio system of Hollywood, this sort of chicanery was common place, but in this day and age it is shocking — but not unexpected!
They’re also reporting they have video of these two sad bitches paying off photographers or something. Ugh. Is this like when they used to make Rock Hudson go out with ladies while he was actually at home hiding the sausage in his bottom?
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Stoney | June 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Stupid whore should have demanded a ‘fake’ 10 carat engagement ring while she was at it.
Cait | June 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Did anyone actually think this was real?
::crickets::
No? Yeah, me, either.
kiki | June 5, 2007 at 5:07 pm
This is obvious… These 2 no talents – think they can somehow cash in on being their unintelligent – boring selves.. But really they are just more annoying than interesting… They needs to get real jobs and go away…
E-dogg | June 5, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Does anyone else think Spencer looks like a mannequin? He wears more makeup than Heidi!
anb | June 5, 2007 at 10:31 pm
the more you guys report on them the more attention they get. asl, you are letting the real terrorists win!
michelle | June 6, 2007 at 9:41 am
Please stop writing about these 2 nobodies! No one cares about them! It’s very annoying. I am sick of seeing their pictures, because they don’t matter! Ugh!
francoise | June 6, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I can see they’re not smiling with their eyes…
Nicki | June 7, 2007 at 10:10 am
Is it just me, or are her boobs trying to escape? And I don’t mean her shirt.
You’ve won again, gravity.
Jennifer | June 7, 2007 at 3:04 pm
If you look at the credit tags on most of their pictures (in magazines) it is always the same guy – someone by the last name Shawaf. I found this interesting and looked at the tags on most pictures and his name did not appear again. Maybe they are paying him to take their pics and he is trying to sell them to rag mags, but most likely he is having to give them away free. This guy works for pacificnewsonline.com or something like that.
Also – she was so much prettier before the nose job. If you have a moon face, you have to get your chin done too if you get a nose job.
Laura | June 9, 2007 at 10:12 am
For Pete’s sake! That Spencer guy makes Carson Kressley look manly.
Cate | June 10, 2007 at 4:23 pm
I love these two. Heidi looked gorgeous on the red carpet. That color was amazing on her and her skin was so beautiful against all the orange spray tans of the other “celebrities”. I can’t wait to see these two on S3. They make The Hills entertaining, without them the show would plummet to it’s death.
Cate | June 10, 2007 at 4:23 pm
I love these two. Heidi looked gorgeous on the red carpet. That color was amazing on her and her skin was so beautiful against all the orange spray tans of the other “celebrities”. I can’t wait to see these two on S3. They make The Hills entertaining, without them the show would plummet to it’s death.
Hannah | June 10, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Ugh, he is wearing makeup! I can see bronzer on his cheeks in the main pic.
yes | June 12, 2007 at 1:11 pm
what makes them think we care enough for them to go through all that?
kate | June 19, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Is it me or does Spencer remind you of Eddie Haskell?
Honestly I don’t really give a crap about either of them, but I was bored so I thought I would pipe in.
mulder | June 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm
is it just me or does Spencer have on more makeup then Heidi?
Amber | June 21, 2007 at 3:01 am
Hes gay and she looks like any other bleach blondie with fake tits, nothing interesting at all, NEXT!!!
Amber | June 21, 2007 at 3:01 am
Hes gay and she looks like any other bleach blondie with fake tits, nothing interesting at all, NEXT!!!
Ang | June 28, 2007 at 9:44 pm
God these two are so annoying!! and im sorry but she is fucking weird looking. Im so sick of hearing about them and their stupid fake wedding. WE DONT CARE! oh and yes he is wearing more makeup than her
E | June 30, 2007 at 2:29 pm
They probably figure that they can make enuff money selling their pathetic photos to rag mags to pay for a sex change operation for Spencer! He shuld just “come out” already!