Heidi and Spencer To Air Their Sham Wedding?

June 12th, 2008 // 11 Comments

As we told you earlier, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, human runoff from The Hills, are in talks with MTV for their own show. And according to E! News, the couple have been chatting with the network about the possibility of having their wedding filmed to air on TV.

The two publicity black holes told Us Weekly that their “dream wedding” would be catered by Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant, include a performance by U2 (as well as a performance by Heidi, which I agree would be an AWESOME addition to the wedding lineup) and take place on Richard Branson’s Necker Island in the Virgin Islands.

Yes, because hearing Heidi squawk out some of her inane lyrics either before or after Bono is such a great way to downplay the disparity of talent between the two.

If this actually does end up on TV, it would only be fair for them to would also oblige us with a televised public hanging. At least it would be less gruesome to watch

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

More photos of the always charming Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are after the jump.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

By LT

  1. say what?

    “human runoff”…how apt.

  2. Dan

    It’s pretty sad that she has more of a square jaw than he does..

  3. Bob

    She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.She is also on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on that site.

  4. the phantom

    So, which one is the girl?

  5. Zekers

    That can’t be true…U2 performing for this twits wedding?

    NOOOOOOOOO!

  6. just me

    That is one program I won’t watch. I just hope these two freaks of nature don’t ever reproduce.

  7. green cardigan

    Seriously, if Bono turns up at this wedding and sings, i’m deleting every song of theirs off my ipod. They will have lost all credibility.

    This girl is quite plain without the war paint and the hair scrapped back, isn’t she ? Sort of jaundicy looking too. She looks like she could do with a decent meal or two.

  8. say what?

    geez, green, you’re awfully diplomatic.

    Plain? I’d go so far as to say, “ugly”, “man-like”, or “leno-chinned”.

  9. green cardigan

    yes, i was trying to be nice (ish). To be honest, she looks like she could crack walnuts with that ja of hers.

  10. Jay

    I always knew U2 was pretty awful. This just confirms it.

  11. thereversepeephole

    well, Bono is friends with Mexico’s own Spencer Pratt better know as Jaime Camil, a rich, vapid, major tool, so if U2 actually shows for Speidi it will not be surprising since they don’t seem to mind being associated with tools and corrupt assholes.

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