Heidi Klum Covers Her Rear In Jordache

September 9th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Emmy-nominated reality TV host Heidi Klum reminds us of her first love–looking hot in tight clothes. The German supermodel showed up to Bloomingdale’s on 59th street wearing a tight-ass pair of jeans, heels and a crimson-lipped smile to launch Heidi Klum by Jordache.

She looks great but I don’t know that I could crowbar my way into a pair of jeans of hers. I’d probably have to spray my legs with Pam and then sneak up on the pants when they weren’t paying attention and wrestle my way inside.

Not that I’ve ever had to do that…(*nervous laughter*)


Emmy-nominated reality TV host Heidi Klum
reminds us of her first love–looking hot in tight clothes. The German
supermodel showed up to Bloomingdale’s on 59th street wearing a
tight-ass pair of jeans, heels and a crimson-lipped smile to launch Heidi Klum by Jordache.

She looks great but I don’t know that I could crowbar my way into a
pair of jeans of hers. I’d probably have to spray my legs with Pam and
then sneak up on the pants when they weren’t paying attention and
wrestle my way inside.

Not that I’ve ever had to do that…(*nervous laughter*)

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1 Comment

  1. ibth | September 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Wonder why there are never any comments on here anymore. Perhaps because everyone gets into as much trouble accessing this site as I do. I like your prose but I always have trouble with loading down the site. Not to mention if I am bold enought to click on any of your photos. Trouble comes calling.
    p.s. Why don’t you just say that this woman looks stupid in those jeans. I mean they are as fake looking and uncomfortable as her life, aren’t they.

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