Well, Miss Heidi, maybe it is for people who have Super Model powers. I have a feeling, I’m going to be a complete and utter mess when I finally decide to have children, but I digress. From ContactMusic.com:
German supermodel HEIDI KLUM insists giving birth is “easy”, after having three children in the space of just two and a half years. Klum has spent the majority of the past three years pregnant and is thrilled with daughter LENI, two; HENRY, one; and JOHAN, three weeks. The beauty admits she felt her first contraction ahead of Johan’s birth in the morning of 22 November, and had given birth to the tot by that afternoon.
I wonder if Heidi utilizes that famous German efficiency in expelling her children from her womb. I imagine once the contractions start, she tells the baby, “In childbirth, you’re either in or your out. And right now, you’re out,” and then her uterus tells the tot, “Auf Wiedersehen!”
KLUM: ‘GIVING BIRTH IS EASY’ [ContactMusic.com]


























Auf Wiedersehen! ROFL. The thing I needed to hear all day.