Heidi Klum’s New Baby Seal

October 20th, 2005 // 38 Comments

I know this could come back to haunt me, but I’m going to say it. Heidi and Seal look really, really happy (you thought I was going to say something about the baby, didn’t you). My fingers are crossed for the new family.

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  1. Joe

    Yo, that’s an ugly motherfuckin baby y’all.

  2. Krystyn

    the kid is like weeks old. of course it’s ugly. they all are straight from the womb.

  3. ThrillKill

    Yeah, fresh out of the package like that, they all pretty much look like lizards. (I’ve had one to and it puffed up into a human child)

    So, does anyone else think that Seal is one of the most interesting-looking ugly men on the face of the planet. Not sayin’ that in a mean way, just…he’s not handsome, but I really like how he looks. Maybe its that he seems absolutely comfotable with himself…

  4. Jess

    No way, I’ve seen newborns that are cute. To quote thesuperficial.com “And I know it’s cruel to make fun of a baby that can’t even hold its own head up, but he should have thought of that before he was born an ugly mole creature”
    I’m sure the baby will cute-up in the coming months… maybe that’s why britney hasn’t released pictures of little cheeto yet.

  5. ella

    poor kid. at least we know Angelina will take it

  6. looloo

    it really DOES look like a baby seal. what are they called…pups?

    I still wish them the best…

  7. ell

    Can someone tell me how Seal got his scares? Heidi looks damn good for just having a baby!!

  8. CeeCee

    Not every baby looks good.

    But what does look good is the way that man obviously adores not only his bio child, but the daughter he has come to regard as his own.

    There’s a great deal of good in a man that can love a child like that.

  9. PinkRose

    Give the baby a break. It’s a few weeks old. And they do look happy and natural in those pics.

  10. starlight_perfume

    uh, hello? Hasn’t anyone seen pictures of leni when she that age. She almost just like but she wasnt as dark. Look how gorgeous she is now. Most babies look like red prunes for the first couple of months. Plus since he is a month old, he probably does know which side is his best and how to really work the camera.

  11. Jane

    Ell, Seal’s scars are from an allergy that he’s suffered since he was a child. And to any moron that expects a coupla month old baby to look anything like a fucking Gerber baby is a moron, hopefully a sterile one. Unlike a lot of freakishly fat babies, he appears to be small and hasn’t filled out with any baby fat yet but when you see a happy family like that, they ALL look beautiful. Heidi looks awesome and Seal is as handsome as ever, scars and all!

  12. Danielle

    Look. My daughter models now and she is 3. But when she came out she was not model material. Give the kid a chance to dewrinkle. It takes about a month.

  13. PattyDuke

    “People” (savages is the more accurate term) are so fucking retarded and depraved to talk shit about a newborn baby. The level of stupidity on some of these posts is amazing to me. They all look so happy. I especially love that picture of them all playing on the grass. They look like the picture of bliss! So sweet!

  14. Tajue

    Ella, Funny! But they should keep a close eye on that kid. I haven’t seen Zahara in weeks. Angelina may be after a replacement.

  15. Gossip Guru

    I dont give a shit about what any of you people have to say. That fucking baby is UGLY.I know it is only a newborn and that they are not usually very cute when they come out,but fact of the matter is that newborn is UGLY!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Cheesy

    Hey, lets see some of YOUR baby pictures to all those calling the baby fugly.

  17. Cynthia

    It’s a new, wrinkly baby. Why is evryone so concerned with looks? I am just glad he is healthy, and his family looks happy together. And natural. Not like the TomKat fiasco.

  18. veggie girl

    To Ell, saying that Heidi looks “damn good.” I happen to catch The Fabulous Life of Today’s Hottest Supermodels on VH1 last night and in Heidi’s contract with Victoria’s Secret, she is not allowed to alter her image in any way, so after baby Seal was born, she had to lose the weight fast, so she was down to a size 4 in 4 weeks. So says that fake English accent narrator anyway.

  19. Amy

    Actually, I think they are happy. We stayed at the same resort with them in Bermuda, and they’re very natural together. He loves her little girl, sings to her, plays with her. Normal stuff that happy couples do.

  20. fat marykate

    yall are real mean & i don’t think thats funny. half of you are probably ugly fat jews anyways. hehe. its a baby ofcourse its fucking UGLY. & the bitch who said she’d seen a cute newborn is a muthafuckin lie. he’ll be cute.

  21. fat marykate

    yayyyy 4 mixed babies =)

  22. jenny

    Do you think your comments were not mean or racist, fat marykate? Are your statements considered humorous? And to think you thought the previous posts were offensive.

  23. mischa

    That’s the hottest family I’ve seen. Good for them, making facetious remarks about a new born is pathetic. Let’s not lower ourselves people.

  24. Marial

    Seal’s scars are from lupus
    the baby is beautifull there is not ugly babies they are all adorable . i wish your the best ..

  25. Cattt

    I actually like them together. Heidi has some horrible relationships including her baby’s Father who’s a womanizer and who doesn’t even want anything to do with their little girl.

  26. Piccolina

    Marial…I was just going to say that! Seal has Lupus! It is a serious and chronic condition that is particularly common amongst black wommen between 20 – 35. One of my dearest friends died from it a few years ago. Seal, Heidi and the baby are beautiful; I wish them all the best!

  27. thotho

    they are a fantastic couple. the baby will look better in a few months when he can actually open his eyes. all the best. seal has a great look, he is not unattractive to me at all and a lot of woman would give him a work out.

  28. j22

    i wish people would stop calling heidi and seal’s baby ugly. all babies are adorable.

  29. ortem

    as far as pop culture and celebrities and all the other BS… this looks to be a happy family

    all the best

  30. puresunshine

    That baby is hideous, just like Seal. Heidi is trash. She could have done so much better with a White Man. White men make the CUTEST babies :)

  31. paleface

    puresunshine:

    Dr. Josef Mengele, how very brave of you to make an internet appearance so many years after faking your death in Argentina. Now beat it.

    I agree with others. I withhold my judgment of the appearance of her baby until he’s had some time to dewrinkle. No matter what he ends up looking like, I think they make a lovely family.

  32. SeaNymphette

    Thank you Puresunshine for being blunt, honest and open with your moronic devolved racism in a way that Joe, Jess, Ella, Gossip Guru feel inside, but consider themselves too couth and politically correct to come out of the closet with. It was obvious that there was an unspoken undercurrent of racist hatred in all the negative comments about that baby (their true complaint is that the baby is half Black), but it took a socially retarded, lower level primate like yourself to actually emit the grunts and clicks that reminded us how far some of us have come and that we will leave others behind to become extinct. All of you that insist that this baby is ugly now, take heart in the knowledge that very few mixed children grow up to be ugly, in fact some of the most stunningly beautiful and talented people on the planet are mixed including Halle Berry, Boris Kojoe, Vanessa Williams, Vin Diesel, Eva Pigford, The Rock, Michael Michelle, Lenny Kravitz, Tracy Ross, Rick Fox, Lisa Bonet etc. With a mother as striking as Heidi Klum and a father as gifted as Seal this baby is likely to join those ranks and become a rare, exotic, extraordinary jewel, while you will continue to be plain, common, and ordinary, like everyone else.

  33. merrylou

    I have three children and let me say, what makes a baby look beautiful is the love that the family bestowes on it. I have not seen any pictures of the baby, but I am sure, to his family, he is one of the two most beautiful children in the world. I don’t think people should say the baby is ugly now and that he will grow up to look better. That is the fundamental problem with our society now. Why should it matter what the child looks like or will look like. He should be juged by his character and personallity. What his parents look like should not matter ither. If he grows up to be a fuctional working member of society, I don’t think it will really matter what he looks like. If we don’t try to make changes now, then change will never happen. Stop worrying about his outer apperance and just pray to who or what every belive in that he will live a happy life. Thank you.

  34. keshia

    the baby’s frowning for fucks sake,of course the baby isnt gonna look picture perfect..ah,thats right it’s a german website…is it too cynical of me to think that its a bit predictable to think that theres soo much scrutiny of a baby that just soo happens to be of mixed race??

  35. Bear

    the new little boy is very cute (from what I can tell of those pictures)

    and yes there can be ugly babies but 1) the parents don’t know they are ugly, b/c to parents all their babies are the cutest and 2) an ugly baby has to be at least like 1 year old in order to tell. You cannot tell what babies will look like a few weeks old. They almost look unisex at that age, i mean you can barely distinguish

    but i do have to say that baby has a lot of hair! good for him

  36. BlackBeauty

    Okay for puresunshine……When was white better?? Biracial children are beautiful….lets evaluate people on their character and not the color of their skin!!! asshole…damn I hate ethnocentrism…

  37. Ajay Ramaswamy

    Seal is extremely ugly individual. Even my maid looks better than that bastard. Klum has lost her mind to marry a lupus. That baby is so ugly that I vomitted when I saw her. Africans are better off if they marry among themselves. Otherwise, they produce very ugly babies and ruin their genes.

  38. HEIDI I HOPE THAT GOD GIVES YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND A LONG LIFE SO THAT YOU COULD BOTH COULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR TWO TREASURE.IGNORE ALL THOSE COMMENTS FROM THOSE IGNORENT PEOPLE.CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR NEW BABY.

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