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Here’s Heidi Montag being playful on the beach. Back it up! She gave an interview to “Blender” in which she swears up and down that she’s nothing like the character she plays on “The Hills” and she wants to be an Oscar-winng actress. The only person winning awards here should be your plastic surgeon, lady.
On her career ambitions:
I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2–hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing –it’s always been in me. I also plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”
We could tell by your all fours stance on the beach just how ambitious you are.
Her Christianity:
“I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”
Yes, Jesus is very pleased you got fake tits and got on all fours on the beach to advance your life. Isn’t that in Mark or John? Heidi went on to say that she’s a “drama-free” person and that she wasn’t wearing her engagement ring from Spencer Twat..I mean Pratt at the time of the interview because she “didn’t have time to put it on today”. Fake engagement! She also said she takes it off at night because it’s “too big” and she doesn’t want it scratching her face, Cubic zirconiums are almost as sharp as real diamonds!
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
LMAO J Harvey!!!
“And the LORD looked down upon the one called Heidi and spake unto her, saying “your LORD commands you to throw yourself down upon all fours and spread thy loins, that my servants, yea, and even their servants unto them, may enter ye from behind, that they may spill their seed into your nether aperture and take unto themselves the pleasures of thy backside flesh, for it is good.”
-Sodom 1:45
Yeah right, Heidi. Anyone who has a real relationship with God knows that the word “RELIGIOUS” doesn’t mean a thing! You actually have to walk the walk and have a relationship with God. NOW THAT’S the hard part.
She’s very annoying isn’t she? I wish she wouldn’t speak, or at least that nothing she says gets printed. I also wish she was invisible. People like her are not good for my blood pressure especially when they make inane comments about religion that get printed along with their semi erotic photo session.
Ok, deep breaths…
Green, that goes for Lauren Conrad too. I wish she would go away as well.
yes heidi, we all know that jesus loves the whores.
haha she looks like she is about to suck someone off
wow she is so dumb… so is Lauren Conrad. I’m not a fan of either of them.
Hollywood makes Christians look bad.
Their definition of Christian: a believe of God, but not a follower of God.
The real definition: little Christ. or “Christ follower”.
Thats what Christian means.
I know some of the most radical, on-fire for God Christians and they are getting people saved, healing people, and in their future I know they are going to travel and do some crazy stuff for God.
NOT jump around in a bikini.
Funny thing is, they are not RELIGIOUS at all.
They believe in a RELATIONSHIP with Jesus.
Obviously, Heidi lacks it.
what a phony!! i am tired of these phony people calling themselves religous and now she is going to pose in playboy!!! the love of money is the root of all evil!!
So what if she has fake boobs?
Sje’s a good girl.
So what if she is hot?
I guess people think that all Christians should be ugly and old? Or something?
I mean seriosuly, is it some bitter old lady whop wrote this?
Get a life. Heidi is a good girl who likes to have fun.
So she likes to be hot, and have fun. Big fucking deal :P