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Times are tough all around. Attention lampreys and political turncoats Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are also having trouble making ends meet. No one’s buying their signature milkshakes. So why not shoot their latest “surprise” phootshoot in the 99 cent store? They can make some money and get Preparation G (knock-off) and tampons (for him) for just 99 cents at the same time. Mutlitask in the face of the Economic Apocalypse.
Heidi and brawlin’ Spencer reportedly bought a bunch of things, including red fur handcuffs for Valentine’s Day. The only way these two could excite me in handcuffs is if they were being led to the gas chamber or at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery!
Times are tough all around. Attention lampreys and political turncoats Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are also having trouble making ends meet. No one’s buying their signature milkshakes.
So why not shoot their latest “surprise” phootshoot in the 99 cent
store? They can make some money and get Preparation G (knock-off) and
tampons (for him) for just 99 cents at the same time. Mutlitask in the
face of the Economic Apocalypse.
Heidi and brawlin’ Spencer
reportedly bought a bunch of things, including red fur handcuffs for
Valentine’s Day. The only way these two could excite me in handcuffs is
if they were being led to the gas chamber or at the bottom of a
swimming pool.Check out all 10+ photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery!
KB | January 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Where are their “wedding” rings?
stolidog | January 29, 2009 at 4:37 pm
well, you can certainly tell that they both know in that first photo that those roses are going straight up Pratt’s butt after this fake photo shoot.
Zekers | January 30, 2009 at 4:57 am
J. Harvey and stolidog- thank you, thank you, thank you! After yet another white-knuckle drive (ice and snow, snow and ice…did I mention ice and snow?)to work, you made me laugh out loud!
I can’t believe these two are still in the D-list limelight! They must be truly vacant upstairs to be unashamed of their ridiculous “life.”
Noname | January 30, 2009 at 8:09 am
Ah, the modern Avon lady and her son.
hater | April 11, 2009 at 12:21 pm
You have got to be kidding me…someone please stop this insanity…do we have nothing better to do with our life….somebody give them a paintbrush or a hammer and send them to habitat for humanity….or something!!
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