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I know it was fake, but this could have led to some sort of breeding. So I think we’re all better off that any chance of that has been vanquished. Sources are saying that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have called off their “Hills” engagement which was obviously either written into a script or dreamt up by some marketing people. It’s all just faux anyway. If you’ll recall, actors were auditioned for the wedding ceremony. Sources say the two pieces of blonde plastic are still together. So prepare yourself for the back together photos, and the second engagment photos and the usual Spencer and Heidi shop for milk photos. Spencer and Heidi standing on the beach photos. Spencer and Heidi in a cab photos. Spencer and Heidi prostate exam photos. There’s no limit to what these two will put in front of a camera.

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