At the celebration for her birthday at the Los Angeles hot spot, LAX, Heidi Montag decided it would be a good idea to perform for the crowd. And by perform, I mean, she danced around goofily, while lip-synching to her own first single, while her dorky boyfriend Spencer Montag played hype-man and Perez Hilton nodded in agreement awkwardly. It’s hilarious, yet sort of uncomfortable. Sort of like watching someone’s parents trying to freak each other at a wedding. In any case, here’s the happy couple and unsuspecting guests before the event, everyone smiling, not yet aware that later in the evening, they’ll be forced to take home a gift bag, having had lied through their teeth that why yes, Heidi’s single was AWESOME and they can’t WAIT for the video, where there’ll be plenty more dancing.
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More photos from Heidi Montag’s birthday bash are after the jump.
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cristina | September 18, 2007 at 10:08 am
i can’t STAND either of them. She is a complete airhead and the most unloyal person i have ever seen! yes i am a hills fan & was disgusted by her & “steve sanders” on yesterdays episode. they are so disgusting and hypocritical!
green cardigan | September 18, 2007 at 10:30 am
I have no idea who these people are, but that guy’s bum fluff facial hair offends me.
Clementines | September 18, 2007 at 10:45 am
They are both made of metorite dust, truffle shavings and gray goose, therefore dangerous to humans..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070918/sc_afp/peruhealthoffbeat
Rit | September 18, 2007 at 10:59 am
Oh my god!!! I hope she was drunk, because that was worse that Britney’s heavily medicated ass. She has no idea how to find a beat and also was clueless as to how her own song goes. Ha, ha. I was so embarassed for her…until I saw that dumb ass jumping in the backround and I almost peed myself.
Love Ya Bitches | September 18, 2007 at 10:59 am
I have no words…ok maybe a few-terrible, awarkward, seizure, train wreck…
Love Ya Bitches | September 18, 2007 at 11:00 am
I have no words…ok maybe a few-terrible, awkward, seizure, train wreck…
hailsyeah | September 18, 2007 at 11:36 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
She was doing the seizure shuffle and I like how SpenceSpence literally had to shake Perez to get him to even nod in awkward agreement.
nastybugger | September 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
these are some of the most POINTLESS people on this earth.
the “moves” she’s trying to lay down are clearly her impression of what REAL performers do, but she can’t get the moves right.
and that “song”?…sounds like Paula Abdul/Debbie Gibson/Tiffany circa 1984.
wasn’t noteworthy the FIRST time, either.
Mich | September 18, 2007 at 12:18 pm
ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! What the hell was that?! Oh my! I can’t stop laughing. and that douche in the background! What were they thinking?!
DJACHICAGO | September 18, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Wow..all the “Celebs” came out for that one huh? LOL!!!
Jasmine | September 18, 2007 at 12:41 pm
She needs to fire her choreographer. Or get one.
Billy | September 18, 2007 at 12:51 pm
my head hurts and I feel dumber for having watched that crap – I wish they would move far far away and never return. Does ANYONE actually like this couple, anyone?
BBL | September 18, 2007 at 1:09 pm
I think it was still better than Brit Brit
ginger | September 18, 2007 at 1:34 pm
DISGUSTING.
p.s. Elodie on The Hills last night…brilliant!
Rock&Republic | September 18, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Wow! So many celeb friends.
nat | September 18, 2007 at 1:50 pm
LAX is a Vegas nightclub.. ;-)
redegg | September 18, 2007 at 2:36 pm
They are boyfriend/girlfriend and they both have the same last name???
Eduardo "the freek" | September 18, 2007 at 2:36 pm
She really is not an attractive person.
amy | September 18, 2007 at 2:46 pm
NO they don’t have the same last name, his last name Is Pratt…
BB | September 18, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Has anyone noticed that her boobs are crooked?Nice boob job, she’s so freaking ugly!
Stuffs | September 18, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Spencer should have taken that money they used for skanky heidi’s boobs and used it to buy his ass a TOP LIP!! Gawd he is YUCKY!!!
cindy | September 18, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Damn, I cant get it to play.
Natasha | September 19, 2007 at 1:41 am
Where is her engagement ring?
WTF? | September 19, 2007 at 8:23 am
I love the hand gestures and wide open mouth, she’s signifying like a gospel singer!! My 9 yr. old daughter does a better job with a hair brush as a mic, lip synching to Hannah Montana.
WTF? | September 19, 2007 at 8:23 am
I love the hand gestures and wide open mouth, she’s signifying like a gospel singer!! My 9 yr. old daughter does a better job with a hair brush as a mic, lip synching to Hannah Montana.
april | October 1, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Spencer is fugly, fugly. fugly.