Heidi Montag Confirms That Yes, She’s Definitely White

September 18th, 2007 // 26 Comments

At the celebration for her birthday at the Los Angeles hot spot, LAX, Heidi Montag decided it would be a good idea to perform for the crowd. And by perform, I mean, she danced around goofily, while lip-synching to her own first single, while her dorky boyfriend Spencer Montag played hype-man and Perez Hilton nodded in agreement awkwardly. It’s hilarious, yet sort of uncomfortable. Sort of like watching someone’s parents trying to freak each other at a wedding. In any case, here’s the happy couple and unsuspecting guests before the event, everyone smiling, not yet aware that later in the evening, they’ll be forced to take home a gift bag, having had lied through their teeth that why yes, Heidi’s single was AWESOME and they can’t WAIT for the video, where there’ll be plenty more dancing.

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More photos from Heidi Montag’s birthday bash are after the jump.

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By LT

  1. cristina

    i can’t STAND either of them. She is a complete airhead and the most unloyal person i have ever seen! yes i am a hills fan & was disgusted by her & “steve sanders” on yesterdays episode. they are so disgusting and hypocritical!

  2. green cardigan

    I have no idea who these people are, but that guy’s bum fluff facial hair offends me.

  3. Clementines

    They are both made of metorite dust, truffle shavings and gray goose, therefore dangerous to humans..

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070918/sc_afp/peruhealthoffbeat

  4. Rit

    Oh my god!!! I hope she was drunk, because that was worse that Britney’s heavily medicated ass. She has no idea how to find a beat and also was clueless as to how her own song goes. Ha, ha. I was so embarassed for her…until I saw that dumb ass jumping in the backround and I almost peed myself.

  5. Love Ya Bitches

    I have no words…ok maybe a few-terrible, awarkward, seizure, train wreck…

  6. Love Ya Bitches

    I have no words…ok maybe a few-terrible, awkward, seizure, train wreck…

  7. hailsyeah

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    She was doing the seizure shuffle and I like how SpenceSpence literally had to shake Perez to get him to even nod in awkward agreement.

  8. nastybugger

    these are some of the most POINTLESS people on this earth.

    the “moves” she’s trying to lay down are clearly her impression of what REAL performers do, but she can’t get the moves right.

    and that “song”?…sounds like Paula Abdul/Debbie Gibson/Tiffany circa 1984.

    wasn’t noteworthy the FIRST time, either.

  9. Mich

    ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! What the hell was that?! Oh my! I can’t stop laughing. and that douche in the background! What were they thinking?!

  10. DJACHICAGO

    Wow..all the “Celebs” came out for that one huh? LOL!!!

  11. She needs to fire her choreographer. Or get one.

  12. Billy

    my head hurts and I feel dumber for having watched that crap – I wish they would move far far away and never return. Does ANYONE actually like this couple, anyone?

  13. BBL

    I think it was still better than Brit Brit

  14. ginger

    DISGUSTING.

    p.s. Elodie on The Hills last night…brilliant!

  15. Rock&Republic

    Wow! So many celeb friends.

  16. nat

    LAX is a Vegas nightclub.. ;-)

  17. redegg

    They are boyfriend/girlfriend and they both have the same last name???

  18. She really is not an attractive person.

  19. amy

    NO they don’t have the same last name, his last name Is Pratt…

  20. BB

    Has anyone noticed that her boobs are crooked?Nice boob job, she’s so freaking ugly!

  21. Stuffs

    Spencer should have taken that money they used for skanky heidi’s boobs and used it to buy his ass a TOP LIP!! Gawd he is YUCKY!!!

  22. cindy

    Damn, I cant get it to play.

  23. Natasha

    Where is her engagement ring?

  24. WTF?

    I love the hand gestures and wide open mouth, she’s signifying like a gospel singer!! My 9 yr. old daughter does a better job with a hair brush as a mic, lip synching to Hannah Montana.

  25. WTF?

    I love the hand gestures and wide open mouth, she’s signifying like a gospel singer!! My 9 yr. old daughter does a better job with a hair brush as a mic, lip synching to Hannah Montana.

  26. april

    Spencer is fugly, fugly. fugly.

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