Heidi Montag Determined To Clothe Every Whore Alive

July 27th, 2008 // 12 Comments

Plastic-faced star of The Hills Heidi Montag has launched yet another clothing line to be sold at Kitson in Hollywood. Based solely on what she’s wearing, I’m guessing that she’s marketing her line toward the “baby prostitute” demographic.

Her henchman Spencer Pratt was also at the launch event, attempting to jam Team Heidi t-shirts down the throats of attendees. I’m surprised he wasn’t pointing a gun to people’s backs.

Ugh, can’t they go to Iraq already, so we can be done with them?

Click any photo to view all 35+ photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt continuing to whore themselves out in the gallery!


Plastic-faced star of The Hills Heidi Montag has launched yet another clothing line
to be sold at Kitson in Hollywood. Based solely on what she’s wearing,
I’m guessing that she’s marketing her line toward the “baby prostitute”
demographic.

Her henchman Spencer Pratt was also at the launch event, attempting to jam Team Heidi t-shirts down the throats of attendees. I’m surprised he wasn’t pointing a gun to people’s backs.

Ugh, can’t they go to Iraq already, so we can be done with them?Check out all 35+ photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt continuing to whore themselves out in the gallery!

By LT

  1. Jane Weber

    She looks like Joan Van Ark!

  2. Brittany

    Why is this girl famous?!

  3. jay

    the only people that she could clothe are prostitutes.
    her clothers are cheap, ugly, and slutty.
    like her.

  4. In the know...

    Kitson has brought in this clothing line because their sales are down and they are trying to attract Walmart customers.

  5. Mary

    Kitson has to pay celebs to come into the store now, it didn’t used to be that way. My sister in law works there and said sales are so down and they aren’t getting bonuses anymore and it sucks.

  6. jen

    I hate the clothes, but Heidi is actually growing on me. She might be made of plastic, but she seems like one of the nicer girls on The Hills.

  7. hills_watchr

    I’ve been watching the earlier seasons of the Hills and she was so much cuter before all the surgery. She looks 20 years older and not in a good way. She must cringe when she sees pictures of herself. (And, seriously, who would ever wear those clothes?)

  8. ModernGearTV

    Has she had more work done? Something looks different, again…

  9. ruby

    Will you please stop posting pictures of these two!!! They are NOT news or newsworthy or even gossip worthy!!
    PLEASE STOP

  10. emmi

    shes a bitch i hate her

  11. I hate heidi!

    Heidi is such a hypocrite! She claims to be so into “Jesus” and that she is the good girl…PLEASEEE!! Look at her skanky, slutty clothes!
    and not to mention the awful things she did to her “friend”…She is a backstabbing bitch! Heidi you need to go back to church…you really need to be “saved”!

  12. Ginamarie

    Heidi is so pretty, c’mon…and her clothes are affordable…they’re not ridiculously expensive and out of reach like so many others. There’s alot of hate here but it’s not coming out of Heidi. I think we could all use some church.

Leave A Comment