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Considering some of the shit that comes flying out of Heidi Montag‘s mouth, it’s a wonder that she hasn’t been shot by her boyfriend, run over by a car or eaten by a shark. Her baker also clearly dropped the ball by not seizing the opportunity to bake some razor blades in her birthday cake.
She and her hobo boyfriend Spencer Pratt (seriously, is this the only outfit he owns?) had a photoshoot picnic at the Will Rogers State Park and called Ryan Seacrest to tell him all about their stupid little cake party. Heidi told Ryan, “I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, ‘Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!’”
She’s so dumb. Cake can’t talk.
Man, I can’t stand them. By the way, are you curious as to how you can get the best dartboard ever?
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Considering some of the shit that comes flying out of Heidi Montag‘s mouth, it’s a wonder that she hasn’t been shot by her boyfriend, run over by a car or eaten by a shark. Her baker also clearly dropped the ball by not seizing the opportunity to bake some razor blades in her birthday cake.
She and her hobo boyfriend Spencer Pratt (seriously, is this the only outfit he owns?) had a photoshoot picnic at the Will Rogers State Park and called Ryan Seacrest
to tell him all about their stupid little cake party. Heidi told Ryan,
“I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, ‘Happy Birthday,
Princess Heidi!’”
She’s so dumb. Cake can’t talk.
Man, I can’t stand them. By the way, are you curious as to how you can get the best dartboard ever?
Anne Arkham | September 16, 2008 at 5:21 pm
More. Useless. Than. Paris.
tina | September 17, 2008 at 6:33 am
this is a cute couple. In today’s society, of Lindsey and Rosman, it’s nice to see!
laura | September 17, 2008 at 6:40 am
does anyone else notice that champagne glass looks photoshopped in? and they did a pretty bad job of it?
T-Bone | September 17, 2008 at 8:50 am
Why are they famous? I don’t understand. If all the magazines and blogs would stop paying for their photos, all of this absurdity would cease.
ignorance sucks | September 17, 2008 at 9:05 am
Tina,
WTF is wrong with you? You are what is wrong with this society. I can only assume you are referring to Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson. What is wrong with seeing them together? Everyone is assuming they are romantically involved but it is ignorant stupid people like you who keep other ingnorant idiocrity like Spencer and Heidi in the media. You disgust and sadden me. I bet you love you some Sarah Palin too – UGH! I wish all the ignorant assholes like you were banished to an island like Greenland and melt away into the ocean with the icebergs.
OBAMA!!! Please people keep ignorance at bay!!!!
2 Old 4 This | September 17, 2008 at 9:21 am
YAY!!
I LOVE WHEN TINA VISITS!!!!
BTW – Doesn’t Will Rogers SB have rules against alcohol & trash on the beach??
that flute is totally photoshopped – her fingers are reflected BEHIND the glass ….unless of course it’s a beer mug style champagne glass with a handle. Yum, jug o’wine…..
tina | September 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm
reverse discrimination here, it’s just my openion Ingorance!
Ispiratica | September 17, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Tina,
When you can spell Ignorance and Opinion then express it. Else shut up you tweenie.
ignorance sucks | September 17, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Tina,
Sorry but I am a straight married mother who is scared of my kids being influenced by people who are ignorant and can’t spell.
Have a nice day.
Mel | September 17, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Yes Tina it is your ignorant opinion. The combination of poor spelling, grammar and opinions just illustrates the link between intolerant attitudes and a lack of education.
As for these two, I look at these photos and the sickeningly try-too-hard posed nature of them makes me want to vomit. Look at the one where they’re kissing and Heidi lifts her back leg. What’s the point of these? Superficial calls them ass clowns and I think that sums it up.
kitt | September 19, 2008 at 7:56 pm
i think it was her humanity that was photoshopped in. his too.