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I can’t tell anymore if some plastic leaked into her brain or if she makes things up for press.

Heidi Montag says she fired her husband Spencer Pratt who has managed the couple for five years and is replacing him with a psychic named Aiden Chase. The couple, seen here at Voyeur in LA on February 19, 2010, will remain married.

“After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” Montag says. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.” Shirley Maclaine can finally move onto her next life, it seems the world has found her replacement. But wait, she has reasons. Come on, she’s not completely irrational.

“I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

Like when the Olsen Twins demanded we give each of them names (which takes too much time). I wish I had been a fly on the wall when this husband and wife conversation went down. If this is a press tactic, then I have to take my hat off to the walking hills for the level of creativity and attention grabbing weirdness. If this video (scroll down after clicking) was Chase’s idea, then my hats off to you sir.

What do you think her psychic/manager sees in her future?