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These two nitwits have returned from the honeymoon that followed their nuptials that were so “impromptu,” they still somehow had time to organize a full photo shoot and cover with Us Weekly.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt arrived in Los Angeles from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where they eloped last Wednesday, much to the chagrin of both Heidi’s parents.

As for Spencer’s parents, they’re so ashamed of their demon spawn, they know better than to talk to the press. They’d rather not run the risk of facing embarrassing questions like, “Would you say you were huffing an excessive amount of glue during your pregnancy, or were you just doing it in moderation?”

But yes, Spencer’s still sticking to the story that the two made the decision spontaneously by telling Us, “We thought, ‘let’s do it’. We were chillin’ on the beach with Patron margaritas on the rocks talking about how much we love one another, there was a chapel in the neighborhood, we thought, ‘let’s do it!”

Ugh. Something tells us that’s exactly how Heidi’s going to end up pregnant, if she isn’t already. Cue the Apocalypse.

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These two nitwits have returned from the honeymoon that followed their
nuptials that were so “impromptu,” they still somehow had time to
organize a full photo shoot and cover with Us Weekly. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt arrived in Los Angeles from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where they eloped last Wednesday, much to the chagrin of both Heidi’s parents. As
for Spencer’s parents, they’re so ashamed of their demon spawn, they
know better than to talk to the press. They’d rather not run the risk
of facing embarrassing questions like, “Would you say you were huffing
an excessive amount of glue during your pregnancy, or were you just
doing it in moderation?”But yes, Spencer’s still sticking to the story that the two made the decision spontaneously by telling Us,
“We thought, ‘let’s do it’. We were chillin’ on the beach with Patron
margaritas on the rocks talking about how much we love one another,
there was a chapel in the neighborhood, we thought, ‘let’s do it!”Ugh. Something tells us that’s exactly how Heidi’s going to end up pregnant, if she isn’t already. Cue the Apocalypse.