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Spencer Pratt and fellow oxygen-thief Heidi Montag revealed some portraits taken of them by photographer Martin Scholler. I rather like the photos. I feel like Scholler accurately captured the soullessness of his subjects with their glassy eyes and emotion-free faces.

Meanwhile, the party to revel in Heidi’s good fortune at maintaining stasis for 22 years without accidentally falling off a cliff or opening an ACME package I may or may not have sent her rages on. The couple better known as Speidi got all spangly and hit up the Christian Audigier Nightclub at the Treasure Island Hotel and Casino in Vegas to celebrate Heidi’s birthday.

Click any photo to view all 30+ photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery!

Spencer Pratt and fellow oxygen-thief Heidi Montag revealed some portraits taken of them by photographer Martin Scholler.
I rather like the photos. I feel like Scholler accurately captured the
soullessness of his subjects with their glassy eyes and emotion-free
faces.

Meanwhile, the party to revel in Heidi’s good fortune at maintaining stasis for 22 years
without accidentally falling off a cliff or opening an ACME package I
may or may not have sent her rages on. The couple better known as
Speidi got all spangly and hit up the Christian Audigier Nightclub at the Treasure Island Hotel and Casino in Vegas to celebrate Heidi’s birthday.Check out all 30+ photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery!