Heidi Montag Wishes She Were Governor Of Alaska

September 2nd, 2008 // 2 Comments

Heidi Montag took time out of her busy pretend grocery shopping and vagina workout schedule to react to the news that John McCain had selected a different gun nut to be his vice president.

Joking with Extra, Heidi said, “I can’t believe it. Blondes have more fun. I guess he doesn’t know that.” He probably also figured that blondes have more STDs and sex-tapes. Kidding! She and her henchman Spencer Pratt gives blondes a bad name. Peroxide even bows its head in shame.

And here are our favorite human targets posted up in Fontana, CA for the NASCAR Pepsi 500 race where Heidi waved the green flag to signal the drivers to start the race. I’m so disappointed that nobody took the opportunity to run her ass over. NASCAR, you’ve let me down once again.

Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery!


Heidi Montag took time out of her busy pretend grocery shopping and vagina workout schedule to react to the news that John McCain had selected a different gun nut to be his vice president.

Joking with Extra,
Heidi said, “I can’t believe it. Blondes have more fun. I guess he
doesn’t know that.” He probably also figured that blondes have more
STDs and sex-tapes. Kidding! She and her henchman Spencer Pratt gives blondes a bad name. Peroxide even bows its head in shame.

And here are our favorite human targets posted up in Fontana, CA for
the NASCAR Pepsi 500 race where Heidi waved the green flag to signal
the drivers to start the race. I’m so disappointed that nobody took the
opportunity to run her ass over. NASCAR, you’ve let me down once again.Check out all 10 photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery!

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Comments (2)

  1. ibth | September 3, 2008 at 7:35 am

    Please, pretty please do not post more information about these two. There must be more interesting people in the world to blog about, or global warming is welcome to end our miserable existance.

  2. Kelly | September 3, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    you know, he probably doesn’t even know who drives the ‘crown royal’ sponsored car. he’s probably just wearing that shirt because it’s alcohol and he’s a 25 year old douchbag.

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