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Now that her cursed union with Spencer Pratt is legal, Heidi Montag would like to continue her reign of terror over all of the land by procreating with her flesh-bearded husband. The couple haven’t even had a real honeymoon and already, Heidi’s got babies on the brain.

Stephanie Pratt, Heidi’s new sister-in-law told Us that Montag already has specific preferences in mind. “Heidi wants four boys,” Stephanie confessed and added, “Four Spencer Pratts!”

For the love of all that is holy, please say this shall not come to pass. Someone keep an eye on them to make sure they both stay out of water and don’t get fed after midnight. The last thing we need is for them to multiply.

Gallery Info: Heidi Montag and sister-in-law Stephanie Pratt eat lunch while filming an episode of The Hills.