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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Celebrity church-goer Heidi Montag intends to release an album of Christian music. Bitch, nuns will slap you for being stupid! Hell, Jesus might roll up to give you a beatdown. There’s some people his dad is just not gonna forgive!
”I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I
always felt this crazy connection to God,” she says.
This is probably the sickest publicity stunt that she could have pulled. Spencer Pratt is totally behind this scheme. If being a fundamentalist Muslim was in, this bitch would be in a burqa and walking three steps behind his douche ass.
She also says she once thought about devoting her life to being a missionary in Africa. Wow, that’s kind of a leap from what she ended up doing. Getting plastic in her chest, fighting with other skanks on TV and staging photo ops down at the car wash.
And how she feels about the way people have treated her over The Hills’ sex tape scandal?
“God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is
the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get
persecuted, ya know?”
Did she just compare herself to Jesus? I quit.
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 12 photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Celebrity church-goer Heidi Montag intends to release an album of Christian music.
Bitch, nuns will slap you for being stupid! Hell, Jesus might roll up
to give you a beatdown. There’s some people his dad is just not gonna
forgive!
”I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I
always felt this crazy connection to God,” she says.
This is probably the sickest publicity stunt that she could have
pulled. Spencer Pratt is totally behind this scheme. If being a
fundamentalist Muslim was in, this bitch would be in a burqa and
walking three steps behind his douche ass.
She also says she once thought about devoting her life to being a
missionary in Africa. Wow, that’s kind of a leap from what she ended up
doing. Getting plastic in her chest, fighting with other skanks on TV
and staging photo ops down at the car wash.
And how she feels about the way people have treated her over The Hills’ sex tape scandal?
“God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is
the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get
persecuted, ya know?”
Did she just compare herself to Jesus? I quit.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 12 photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.
J, don’t quit! You must use your powers of snark for good!
Like giving these two douches the verbal smackdown as much as possible.
She must have seen that South Park where Cartman starts a Christian rock band purely to make money! *lol*
at your finest, j. harvey…
Jesus was persecuted for saying He was God. That’s a far stretch for her to say she’s being persecuted for making up a lie about a sex tape.
Oh YAY!!!
I love Christian music. Especially songs sung by a young woman who has never been married, yet has had numerous sexual partners, an unplanned pregnancy scare and been caught lying on TV.
she has no shame