In case you don’t have a TV or a radio, you should know that California’s burning down. There are a lot of evacuations going on due to voracious wildfires in Southern California. Among the celebrity cheese whose dwellings are endangered are Tori Spelling and that guy she’s married to, and those two enormous pinheads from the Hills with all the plastic on their faces and bodies. This group of people better watch out because plastic does not smell good when it burns. You might toxify someone with the fumes!
The raging wildfires in Southern California are threatening thousands of homes: among them, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s newly renovated bed and breakfast, Chateau La Rue, in Fallbrook, Calif., about 100 miles southeast of Los Angeles.
Tori was hanging out at “Dancing With The Stars” looking for a job and told reporters that “friends were watching the situation” back at the ranch. Dude, I’d be out there with a damn garden hose watering my stuff down! Which is what Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montaug were doing. Keep reading for details.
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The couple was reduced to hosing down the advancing flames, before firefighters arrived and instructed them to leave the area immediately.
Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest on his morning show on Monday, Montag said, “Spencer was literally down there putting out the fire and I was screaming at him, ‘Come back here, the firemen are coming.’”
Oh, the humanity! Trying to make like he’s “Backdraft”. He probably threw a cup of water out of an upstairs window, screamed, clutched his pearls and fainted.































Dismissed- they’re insured, so they get no extra love from me.
Also, would someone PLEASE acid-attack that caveb!tch, Heidi? Her fake face really gives me violent impulses.
I sense a “Very Special Episode” of “Tori & Dean Inn Love”!
Save the pumpkins!
Who gives a rat’s ass if celebrities lose their homes? It’s not like they can’t afford to buy another one, if they don’t already own another home. Yeah, it would suck for anyone to lose their house, but i’m so sick of hearing about celebs losing or possibly losing their homes when there are other (i.e. non famous) people that have been affected by these wildfires just as much, if not more so. I mean, how many celebs have to sleep in their cars somewhere or at the stadium because they lost their house? None.
To all inconsiderate hateful people – I have relatives who live near Tori Spelling’s B&B. I DO CARE if it burns down because then it means my relatives modest home that they have worked their entire lives for is in danger. Firstly, just because someone is a celebrity doesn’t necessarily mean they are rich. Secondly, they may have irreplaceable items in these homes of theirs that are just as important to them as photos, etc. would be to you. Thirdly, why do people almost respond with glee that someone that might have money are losing their property in such a devastating way? It’s hurtful, hateful and disgusting. Those with money will have an easier transition after the loss, but just because they have money doesn’t mean that losing their home this way is OK or that they deserved it somehow. I hope you never have to incur such a loss. You should be ashamed.
@anonymous: THANK YOU!
Silvarga and Anonymous = Tori and Dean.
I wonder if Donna Martin is having a flashback to the fire that she got caught in in college and then she rescued a fawn and got trapped and then a handsome firefighter rescued her? Kelly Taylor was really freaked out because it made her have massive flashbacks to the fire she got caught in during Steve’s rave.
Okay, first, I doubt if any of the commenters are SO callous that they REALLY don’t care if people lose their homes. Second, if you watch/read the news, you’ll know that the homes of thousands of non-celebrities are threatened, including several of my relatives and friends.
That said, the Southern California hills burn. The vegetation on the hills is maintained by fire. The climate there promotes fire. It’s happened for thousands of years. Sadly, each and every year, people find out the hard way.
F**K THE PUMPKINS…SAVE THE KID….
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“Oh, the humanity! Trying to make like he’s “Backdraft”. He probably threw a cup of water out of an upstairs window, screamed, clutched his pearls and fainted.”
Thank you J., for starting my day off with that!!! :<)