Helena Bonham Carter Is Funny

November 18th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Helena Bonham Carter is knocked up with another of Tim Burton’s little Draculas and is sick of people giving her crap about drinking coffee. There’s not much to say about this one, she just cracked my ass up with what she said to blackbookmag.com:

“People – particularly men – saying with surprise, ‘You’re still drinking caffeine?’ as if I’m performing a criminal act on my unborn as I tuck into my treasured one-a-day cup of tea/coffee. Yeah. You try nine months of gestation and self-abnegation before you start censoring my diet. Your mother was probably on vodka, and do you have three heads?”

HA! She’s a hotass bitch. My new smackdown is “your mother put away a lot of vodka when she was pregnant, huh?” And then I will thank Helena Bonham Carter aloud for something other than how tremendous she was in “Fight Club”. Sleeping with an Edward Gorey drawing has sharpened her wit.

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Comments (5)

  1. Loob | November 18, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    I looove Edward Gorey! Especially The Doubtful Guest.

  2. Deborah | November 18, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    Holy gods! She actually looks quite lovely in these photos!

  3. kikichanelconspiracy | November 18, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    Good for her! The hysteria over pregnant woman is really out of hand. No fish, no processed meats, no tea, no coffee, no booze, no bikini waxes, no nail polish, no hair dye, no nothing ad naseum. You’d think we were back in Victorian times when pregnancies were referred to as a ‘delicate condition’. Cripes.

  4. Me | June 1, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    I love Helena like, she’s hilarious. Good for her, she’s pregnant, not got some lifethreatening disease!

    At the end of the day, its her little baby, and what mother would deliberately do something to her baby? Her boyfriend would probably warn her to stop if she really was gonna harm her baby.

    Its one cup of tea. Get over it people

  5. fluff | August 31, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    woaahh go helena lol, thats funny,she rocks
    i love her sense of style. her and tim are a great macth, she was amazing in sweeney todd

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