Hell’s Bells – Don’t Forget to Call Your Father Sunday!

June 14th, 2007 // Leave a Comment

In honor of Father’s Day, The Trifling Prognosticator has curated a cinematic smorgasbord of Satanic Spawn and a host of Heavenly Fathers.

The top ten Tuberific terrors await – after the jump.

Abby – The Black Exorcist (1974)
Now available on DVD — More Clips Here.

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Seytan – The Turkish Exorcist (1974)
Now available on DVD.

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Pastor Jack – The Tom Jones Exorcist
Learn More: www.churchoftomjones.com

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Anestesia - The Spanish Drag Queen Exorcism
Glitter vomit? I wish!

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Mikey – The Japanese Exorcism
From Japan – with Mannequins (!!!) – a must see on DVD!

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Hillary Clinton – A Congressional Exorcism
Reverend Billy and Cindy Sheehan types invade the Senate.

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The Barbiecist – A Mattel Exorcism
Featuring Father Ken (we always knew he was a gay)

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The Haunted Doll House
Hell is for Children in Hasbro’s Playskool.

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Truth or Fiction
ABC’s May 2007 Exorcism Report.

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You be the Judge
Demon or Just Dramatic? Draw your own conclusions.

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