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This is gross. I don’t care if Madge, Joey Fatone, Toni Collette, Tanya Donelly, Morrissey, Bea Arthur, and Tilda Swinton were all in the stall together, there is no way I am approaching someone if they’re taking a smash or tinkling. The cast of High School Musical 3: Just Send Me The Check all have stories about being approached for autographs while they’re going the bathroom. Ugh, people are nasty and famous bitches make them do ungodly things.

“I was at an In-N-Out … and I was actually going to the bathroom and [people] put their napkins underneath the stall!” Ashley Tisdale said at a press conference for the flick. I hope she used them to wipe.

Vanessa Hudgens realized that Tisdale sounded like she was possibly spreading Hepatitis A by signing autographs on the can. So when she had the same story to tell so she finished by assuring the assembled press that she “finished my business first” before signing.

Both Zac Efron and Corbin Bleu claim it’s happened to them, too. Zac Attack says that the fathers of female friends roll up on him in the bathroom. This is turning into a Larry Craig moment. You know this wasn’t Efron’s first time at the glory hole.

“[The fathers] are like, ‘Look, man. We’ve been finished eating for an hour and a half and my daughter won’t let me leave!’ ” A likely story. Was there foot-tapping?

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of the High School Musical cast.

This is gross. I don’t care if Madge, Joey Fatone, Toni Collette, Tanya Donelly, Morrissey, Bea Arthur and Tilda Swinton were all in the stall together, there is no way I am approaching someone if they’re taking a smash or tinkling. The cast of High School Musical 3: Just Send Me The Check all have stories about being approached for autographs while they’re going the bathroom. Ugh, people are nasty and famous bitches make them do ungodly things. “I was at an In-N-Out … and I was actually going to the bathroom and [people] put their napkins underneath the stall!” Ashley Tisdale said at a press conference for the flick. I hope she used them to wipe.Vanessa Hudgens
realized that Tisdale sounded like she was possibly spreading Hepatitis
A by signing autographs on the can. So when she had the same story to
tell so she finished by assuring the assembled press that she “finished
my business first” before signing.Both Zac Efron and Corbin Bleu
claim it’s happened to them, too. Zac Attack says that the fathers of
female friends roll up on him in the bathroom. This is turning into a
Larry Craig moment. You know this wasn’t Efron’s first time at the
glory hole. “[The fathers] are like, ‘Look, man. We’ve been
finished eating for an hour and a half and my daughter won’t let me
leave!’ ” A likely story. Was there foot-tapping?Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of the High School Musical cast.