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Miss Posh Spice herself, Victoria Beckham – or Vicki as I prefer to call her, was seen with circular bruises down her back. Here are the options as to what they were: A) she had been abducted by aliens and probed for keen fashion sense, B) David Beckham actually has a hickey fetish, or C) she is the latest to jump on the fad of Chinese cupping.

I thought Chinese cupping was something similar to the game of ‘bag tag,’ but it’s not. As it turns out, it’s a type of acupuncture believed to improve circulation, open the chest and lungs, and can even benefit menstrual and digestive problems.

Gwyneth Paltrow has done ‘cupping,’ as has Paris Hilton. After a week of partying in Nice, France, for her and hubby’s 11th anniversary, I’m sure she had some toxins to remove…several of which I shan’t even mention here.

Hopefully the cupping gets her to put a smile on her damn face, or fixes her cockeyed hip that she’s always posing in, as seen from an event she hosted in May of this year.