Blender magazine evaluates the live expectancies of rock stars. However, in lieu of Madonna‘s recent horse-back riding mishap, they may have to reevaluate just a tad.

Check out: Blender’s health scale to estimate how medically fit Madonna is, scoring +3 for being fit and toned, or perhaps not…

Birth date: August 16, 1958
Current Age: 47
Death Calculator Starts at Age: 79
 
Category
Years Added/Subtracted

Small town girl: Born in Bay City, Michigan (+3), located next to polluted Essexville, Michigan (+-2)
+1
Higher Education: Attended the University of Michigan on a dance scholarship.
+2
Neurobic (multiple intelligences running in high gear): Dancer, vocalist, composer, author, entrepreneur.
+4
Self-defeating behaviors: Inflexible, self-centered, relentless, creating stress and alienation.
-2
Determination: Refuses to give up acting as a professional endeavor despite abject lack of talent.
+1
Fit and toned.
+3
Risky sex history: Multiple partners
-3
Married with children: Husband Guy Ritchie, children Lourdes and Rocco.
+5
Media overexposure: “Fame can be a prison.”
-1
Family history of breast cancer.
-3
Spiritual: Practices pseudo-religion Kabbalah.
+1
Militant spiritualist: Tries to convert people; makes diva-like demands for Kabbalanh wather.
-1
Estimated Life Expectancy
86
 
Projected Year of Death -  2044
 
Gerontologist Dr. Demko: “Madonna’s greatest risk is her family history of cancer.  Breast examinations and an immune-system-boosting diet are necessities.”

(Thanks to Dara for this.)