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Will Smith seems like an exceedingly nice guy. Well, despite the fact that he wouldn’t kiss a dude whilst playing a gay man in Six Degrees of Separation. Oh, and “Willenium”. Ugh. So when he was mistaken for Barack Obama , he didn’t take offense.
An older couple approached Smith and said, “We love what you’re doing. You’re so great for the country!” In true Hollywood fashion, Smith said, “Thank you!”
As the star walked away, the old man said, “And we’ll be sure to vote for you.”
I guess it’s a compliment. But I’ll tell you – whenever a well-meaning straight person asks me if I know another gay gay they know as if we’re all in the same club I usually reply “no, but I’ll try to look them up at the AIDS picnic this summer…”
(WENN)
I’d vote for Will.
Later,
Tom
I’d vote for J. Harvey
:-)
Later,
Tom
When I get mistaken for Brad Pitt I get mad too. I’m like “do all we white people look alike?!?!” And then the visible minority goes “pretty much” and I go “okay that’s fine because racism is a one way street”.
Lighten up. It’s not like they called the cops cause he looked like someone on America’s most Wanted.
What’s that smell? Oh, just another biopic for Will Smith in the near future.
AIDS picnic…*snort*
What comedian said that?? That AIDS picnic joke is from somewhere and it’s going to bug me all day long till I can figure out who said it originally… although kudos to J for using the joke…
Oh my god I just realized the “comedian” was J. Harvey and he said that joke in an old Nip/Tuck recap!!!
“The silky-voiced guy brings Wilbur in. Wilbur is cutesy. He calls Christian “Daddy” and Christian cries a little. I hate Christmas. At the mall, it’s a hilarious boozy Christmas disaster. Liz and Alanis are bullshit because “Santa” Sean is inside the little workshop. He’s keeping the kids waiting and drinking. I’m not going to lie, disappointing children and drinking from a hip flask is my idea of a hot Christmas. A female little person elf comes in to retrieve him, and he asks her if she knows whom “Marlowe” is. I empathize with her, as I too am seriously asked if I know certain gay people. I usually answer no, but I’ll look for them next year at the AIDS picnic.”
J. Harvey
Nip/Tuck Recap
November 30, 2006
Ok 1st… I’ve obviously been elevated to the J. Harvey obsessed catagory and 2nd… He is absolutely fucking hilarious.