How Will Smith Didn’t Angrily Exclaim “So We All Look Alike! HUH? HUH?”, I’ll Never Know

February 7th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Will Smith seems like an exceedingly nice guy. Well, despite the fact that he wouldn’t kiss a dude whilst playing a gay man in Six Degrees of Separation. Oh, and “Willenium”. Ugh. So when he was mistaken for Barack Obama , he didn’t take offense.

An older couple approached Smith and said, “We love what you’re doing. You’re so great for the country!” In true Hollywood fashion, Smith said, “Thank you!”

As the star walked away, the old man said, “And we’ll be sure to vote for you.”

I guess it’s a compliment. But I’ll tell you – whenever a well-meaning straight person asks me if I know another gay gay they know as if we’re all in the same club I usually reply “no, but I’ll try to look them up at the AIDS picnic this summer…”

(WENN)

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Comments (8)

  1. Tom Sederburg | February 7, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    I’d vote for Will.

    Later,
    Tom

  2. sandy | February 7, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    I’d vote for J. Harvey

  3. Tom Sederburg | February 7, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    :-)

    Later,
    Tom

  4. magnus | February 8, 2007 at 1:14 am

    When I get mistaken for Brad Pitt I get mad too. I’m like “do all we white people look alike?!?!” And then the visible minority goes “pretty much” and I go “okay that’s fine because racism is a one way street”.

    Lighten up. It’s not like they called the cops cause he looked like someone on America’s most Wanted.

  5. Damn I'm Cute | February 8, 2007 at 2:24 am

    What’s that smell? Oh, just another biopic for Will Smith in the near future.

  6. julz | February 8, 2007 at 10:23 am

    AIDS picnic…*snort*

  7. bbmaggee | February 9, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    What comedian said that?? That AIDS picnic joke is from somewhere and it’s going to bug me all day long till I can figure out who said it originally… although kudos to J for using the joke…

  8. bbmaggee | February 9, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    Oh my god I just realized the “comedian” was J. Harvey and he said that joke in an old Nip/Tuck recap!!!

    “The silky-voiced guy brings Wilbur in. Wilbur is cutesy. He calls Christian “Daddy” and Christian cries a little. I hate Christmas. At the mall, it’s a hilarious boozy Christmas disaster. Liz and Alanis are bullshit because “Santa” Sean is inside the little workshop. He’s keeping the kids waiting and drinking. I’m not going to lie, disappointing children and drinking from a hip flask is my idea of a hot Christmas. A female little person elf comes in to retrieve him, and he asks her if she knows whom “Marlowe” is. I empathize with her, as I too am seriously asked if I know certain gay people. I usually answer no, but I’ll look for them next year at the AIDS picnic.”

    J. Harvey

    Nip/Tuck Recap
    November 30, 2006

    Ok 1st… I’ve obviously been elevated to the J. Harvey obsessed catagory and 2nd… He is absolutely fucking hilarious.

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