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Hugh Hefner is acknowledging that Girl Next Door Holly Madison has fled his assuredly rubber-sheeted bed at the Playboy Mansion.

“I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly, I was road kill a couple of weeks ago,” he said about the breakup.

Hef claims that one of the reasons for the split was that he and Holly were unable to conceive a child and it threw her into a “depression.” Well, yeah. His sperm rode in covered wagons! That’s archaic sperm!

Don’t feel too bad for Hef. Word is that he’s moving two 19-year-old twin sisters into his bedroom. Someone needs to call DYS. Now.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison.

Hugh Hefner is acknowledging that Girl Next Door Holly Madison has fled his assuredly rubber-sheeted bed at the Playboy Mansion.

“I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly, I was road kill a couple of weeks ago,” he said about the breakup.

Hef
claims that one of the reasons for the split was that he and Holly were
unable to conceive a child and it threw her into a “depression.” Well,
yeah. His sperm rode in covered wagons! That’s archaic sperm!

Don’t
feel too bad for Hef. Word is that he’s moving two 19-year-old twin
sisters into his bedroom. Someone needs to call DYS. Now.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison.