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Either Paris’ publicist Elliot Mintz is just that good, OR Lindsay’s claim of Paris pummeling her earlier was an elaborate joke. Check these photos out. These were taken the same night. If you caught Lindsay amusing herself in the most recent GQ, you’ll know that she can be kinda funny sometimes and she hates the paparazzi as do most of these fame victims. So she could be hoaxing us. Or Lindsay could be just that sad and looking for affirmation from that skew-eyed whore Paris. Seriously, the bitch laughed when her fat Elvis buddy referred to you as “Firecrotch”. It’s on tape. It’s like something out of a John Hughes movie. She just wants you to come to her party so they can beat you up, Lindsay! Don’t fall for it! And give the earrings to Mary Stuart Masterson and not Lea Thompson!
In other news, a woman of Britney’s fame and class should not be made to sit bitch.
p.s. According to the source, Eliot Mintz arranged for this photo opp. Hmmm.
Lindsay Hangs With Paris After Abuse Claim [Oh No They Didn't]
Another shot of Britney Spears’ crotch (NSFW) after the jump.
Sometimes I think you have penis envy J.Harvey! But maybe as a middle aged woman you can explain to me why all these young celebs who don’t wear panties always shave that snizz bare. Having seen Lindsey Lohan’s three different times makes me wish she’d grow a little hair down there so it didn’t look so much like a turkey neck. Happy Thanksgiving!
Go Huskers!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE you, J. Harvey!!! Your recaps make me laugh so hard I cry sometimes (now Hubby thinks I’m loony) and you make boring ole articles worth reading. I also think you should talk to EraserFan about writing your columns any time you have to run off to Canada (or where ever). That Turkey neck comment was killer.