(WENN)

As much as I know that I’ve pointed out an inconsistency or two of his in that past, there is something about Mr. Bruce Willis that kind of makes me think that I might like him if we met in person. Sure, I have a feeling, I’d end up being tricked into being his DD more often than not, whenever we decided to go out, but I think it’s his inexplicably functional relationship with his ex-wife that has me forgiving his occasional public displays of drunkenness.

Most recently, the Bruce articulated something that I’m led to believe he doesn’t think anyone should listen to in the first place. Um…wha? It’s like a mind puzzle. An awesome mind puzzle.

“I don’t think my opinion means jack s**t, because I’m an actor. Why do actors think their opinions mean more because you act? You just caught a break as an actor. There are hundreds – thousands – of actors who are just as good as I am, and probably better. Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor’s mouth lately?”

He adds, “Although I liked George Clooney’s documentary on Darfur.”

Oh, Bruce. Don’t ever stop drinking. And seriously, I totally love him.