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I don’t know that I’ve ever been more excited in my life.
Ice-T is going to produce David Hasselhoff’s first hip-hop album entitled, “Hassle the Hoff.” Apparently, the two are neighbors and close friends and I’m pretty sure that they’ve struck up this friendship on the sole basis that they knew it would amuse me to no end.
In a perfect world, the scenario would proceed as follows…
David releases his album, including a diss track targeting K-Fed, old school, rap-battle style, causing waves of tumult to rush through the world of mediocre music. This would then lead to a rebuttal from Federline, which would go back and forth between the two until there was enough material for them to write and star in their own version of “8-Mile.”
And Mariah Carey’s character, “Billie Frank” from “Glitter” would play the love interest, watching as the two battle it out on stage to win her heart, as well as the chance to work with her on her new, hip-hop influenced single, “Your Number One Ho.”
Ldysunfyre | July 5, 2006 at 3:06 pm
He’s got an awful lot of foreskin there. >:(
Seriously, I feel bad for that poor dog.
2 Old 4 This | July 5, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Am I the only one thinking “well, it’s about time!”
urbancowgrl | July 5, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Why would anyone think that posing like a woman would be sexy. He looked so stupid.
Girly Girl | July 5, 2006 at 4:12 pm
puppies = warm fuzzies
naked Knight Rider = nausea
Where the fu&$ did you get this pic? Jesus. I’m going to gouge my eyeballs out with a pointy stick.
mark | July 5, 2006 at 4:39 pm
That’s just nasty. I have no doubt he has his dick up that poor dog’s fuzzy asshole.
Jordan Johnson | July 5, 2006 at 5:52 pm
That’s gotta be a joke, right? Please tell me it’s a joke.
katie | July 5, 2006 at 6:50 pm
It’s not a joke. I remember it being in a magazine (the centerfold) and I remember thinking, “God, this is awful and he looks soooo uncomfortable.” GAY!
McDammit | July 5, 2006 at 6:57 pm
I certainly hoped someone alerted PETA when that picture was published because that was NOT an ethical treatment of any animal. Those poor Shar-pei’s!
dottcomm1 | July 5, 2006 at 7:37 pm
those poor puppies! even cruela de vil isn’t that mean!
supatyp | July 6, 2006 at 10:51 am
that hassel the hoff hoax is over 2 years old
Michael Knight | July 7, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Supatyp is right. That same item, word for word, was going around a couple of years ago. Ice-T made the comment on Conan O’Brien. It was a joke, but picked up by some news outlets as if it were genuine.