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David Beckham is so butch, but why waste the delicious Gatorade like that? I say this because I wish I had some. My hangover is working overtime, but I did get a straight dude in a Captain America costume to show me his ass last night. Alcohol is awesome. Oh, right – famous people again. So David Beckham and wife Victoria are currently mulling over an offer for Dave to play soccer for Milan again in some sort of short term deal. Still, Los Angeles should weep if they leave. They’re losing their shoe empress.

Anyway, Posh is being offered the American equivalent of $15 million to host a documentary for Italian television about her husband’s return to the Milan team. All this bitch is going to do is stand there in a designer dress and talk at the camera whilst trying not to fall over in whatever incredibly dangerous shoes she’s wearing that day. $15 million. She should be healing people in wheelchairs for that kind of ridiculous money.

Click on any image in the gallery for 10 more photos of David Beckham acting manly.

David Beckham is so butch, but why waste the delicious Gatorade like
that? I say this because I wish I had some. My hangover is working
overtime, but I did get a straight dude in a Captain America costume to
show me his ass last night. Alcohol is awesome. Oh, right – famous
people again. So David Beckham and wife Victoria are currently mulling
over an offer for Dave to play soccer for Milan again in some sort of
short term deal. Still, Los Angeles should weep if they leave. They’re losing their shoe empress.Anyway,
Posh is being offered the American equivalent of $15 million to host a
documentary for Italian television about her husband’s return to the
Milan team. All this bitch is going to do is stand there in a designer
dress and talk at the camera whilst trying not to fall over in whatever
incredibly dangerous shoes she’s wearing that day. $15 million. She should be healing people in wheelchairs for that kind of ridiculous money.

Click on any image in the gallery for 10 more photos of David Beckham acting manly.