Paris Hilton thinks she’s a damn political prisoner. Via the magic of MySpace, she’s letting us know that a friend has created a petition for morons to sign to give to Governor Terminator to free her ass. What? YOU. BROKE. THE. LAW. Other people have gone to jail for longer and for less. And who the hell is gonna sign this? I can only guess her parents and sister. And maybe Bobby Trendy. Brandon Davis might for a cheeseburger and an eight-ball.
In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page and reported in the New York Post, the hotel heiress writes (in her own spelling): “My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”
The petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks that Hilton be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license. The punishment was handed down in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. An appeal has been filed.
“I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition,” writes Hilton.
The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by Tuesday morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides “beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”
What the f*ck is “sihn”? And secondly – 900?!?!?!?! Who are these idiots? She has that many drug dealers? Keep reading for the California gubernatorial response and for the words of someone who disagrees with the petition.
Meanwhile, the governor’s office hasn’t reviewed the petition but has received e-mails from constituents both for and against a gubernatorial pardon, Schwarzenegger spokesman Aaron McLear told the Associated Press Tuesday.
“We’ll treat this as we would any other case of this nature, but it would be premature for the governor to get involved until the individual has exhausted his or her judicial remedies,” McLear said.
As for the petition, not everyone is hopping the Hilton bandwagon – entirely.
One posting on Paris’s page, from a “Raven,” reads, “It’s so frustrating to me when famous people get off lightly for crimes that a regular person would be held full responsibility for. I don’t think she should get a full 45 days though. She didn’t hurt anybody and she seems very sorry. I can see letting her go without jail time if she takes some kind of classes about alcohol abuse.”
Ok. Thanks, “Raven”, Queen of the Night. Seriously. “Injustice”? “Brings excitement to our lives”? My life is exciting enough thanks. She’s about as exciting as my urethra. And that place ain’t a party.


























I know someone who spent over a year in jail for breaking his probabtion for a DUI…. She broke the law, put lives in danger, she deserves more then just 45 days…
Acutally I signed the petition. Why? Because I don’t want Paris getting respect or cred for jail time and I said so on the petition.
[Cue dreamy look] I want Paris to fade in nothingness and mediocrity and totally fail to get into the club of the moment while Tara Reid waltzes past the red rope.
Now, that’s justice!
I’ll help you slap these people. How retarded!!!
Paris could have killed people,l aughed in the face of our legal system twice…..
Gimem a BREAK!!
This Petition confirms it! Not only is Ms. Hilton a vacuous, detestable illiterate she apparently surrounds herself with half-wits. I’m certain in an attempt to make herself feel intellectually superior! The moron who crafted her petition is embarrassing himself by drawing parallels to the other celebrity DUI’s. Did they all get charged? Yes! BUT, they did not drive with with a SUSPENDED license! If I’m not mistaken, she was pulled over twice! The first time she did not “understand” what she was signing. She is not a child. She has an ARMY of attornies to explain to this insufferable brat what the pretty pink slip of paper the Officer gave to her! Her claims of being a “victim” and that her punishment is “cruel” is maddening. She drove drunk, and by the grace of God did not kill anyone!
Here’s an idea Ms. Hilton … you want to be a role model? Then put on your “Big Girl” pants and serve out the sentnce that any of us would receive if we BROKE THE LAW! We will try and live our “mundane” lives without the “excitement” and “beauty” you provide during our Paris-less summer!
Leave Arnold alone, he has important issues to work on. This unfortunate, and unbelievably selfish petition, will take time, money and resources away from his office (and the taxpayers) to address.
Take your punishment you spoiled little B… and stop wasting all of our time!
I bet Perez Hilton will sign it–kiss a$$!
I totally agree with Amy… Paris is an adult, and celebrity or not, she should be held responsible for knowing that she was breaking the law – why does she have to rely on her legal cronies to tell her when she’s done a no-no? WTF is that about. So if you’re famous enough, you hire people to be your brains and your conscience. I’d bet you $100 she wrote the petition herself. What a loser.
I signed “Send Paris to prison for LIFE” petition.
(i’m not kidding…)
I sign this because i really like paris!!!
she’s the best person of the whole world.
lol sry people but you are only jealous
baii
Paris 4 ever
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4 liiiiife!!!
i sign it because she so funny, pretty, awesome,…
when i read this on IDLYNTW.com, there were more than 300 who had “sihned” the petition…thank god none of my friends showed their support on her blog. i’d definitely have to ditch them if they did…
and where might one find the ‘send paris to jail for life’ petition?
i meant 3000…
Sign the counter petition:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/DN_FREE_PARIS
900 signatures eh? She must have forgotten to add that your signature is disqualified/discounted if you are under the age of 18 (not 12! not 14! not 16, but 18!) and/or currently living in this country on a foreign exchange/student/tourist visa.
Now I wonder how many of the remaining turds who signed it are actually Hilton hotel executives/employees forced to sign the petition before they could log into their computers this morning.
Paris 4 liiiiiiiife! …in prison.
I smell a new “Chained Heat” sequel coming to a video store near you…
There are sadistic guys and women who commit aggravated assault and who should go to jail and instead many get away with it and instead Paris is targeted. You are all such lowlifes to pick on Paris Hilton out of your jealousy of her good fortune heiress birthright and that her parents love her so much and are still together after all these years. Obviously the people who feel the need to ditch her didn’t have parents who loved them as much, or each other, what’s the matter were you guys all breast fed by your noncommital fathers? You might want to ponder that the next time you are lying on your asses in the bed of one of her family’s Hilton hotels. Why according to your “noble” principles are you not ditching Daniellynn, Anna Nicole’s child, by the same token, she is an heiress too? Afraid of retaliation from Larry Birkhead? Or are you just waiting for the right time to show her your “real love” the way you showed Paris..when will it come? Age 13, 18,..21? It would be kinder if you showed her right off the bat, than pretending to love her only to ditch her later on. I wonder if they would all pick on her as much if she had a penis, because apparently Stavros is an heir too, and he does not get called a male whore, a bimbo nor is he subject to so much venom as she. Some of the jealous faggot ass posters on here don’t know how to channel their testosterone into something constructive instead to fulfill their need to prove to themselves that they are male. But you know what, you all deserve to be the petty jealous people you are for your meanness, you only make yourselves miserable, Paris already has had a much better life than all of you put together (it’s because at her core she is not basically mean and petty like you guys) and that’s something that you can never take away from her because it has already happened. Even if she does go through jail she will only come out the same way and even more happy and beautiful..it’s in her genes and the blueprint of her soul..the only way for you guys to be truly happy is to open your dark hearts to love and that’s something that only you can ultimately do, not Paris or anyone else for you, although they may try to help. I know I would trust her to rescue and care well for injured animals and good people but I wouldn’t trust you hateful people.
And to top everything off, you have to pay to sign the petition.
to helen (#14)
although rape and murder are much more grievous crimes, what paris did was still illegal. it’s still a fucking crime, you twit. nothing changes that. not even your diatribe.
Helen, I think you might be mentally ill.
How does your kind manage to continually ignore that Paris DID actually break the same law over and over until she was finally shackled?
Paris doesn’t even deny it, she just pouts and says: “But you shouldn’t actually PUNISH me… I’m PARIS.”
So, when Paris one day mows YOU down with a car she isn’t supposed to be driving, because she’s blackberrying with one hand and chugging a Miller with the other,
you wont hold that against her, while you and all your internal organs slowly fuse to the pavement and Paris steps out of the car and exclaims:
“Goddammit! I got gizzards on my Jimmy Choo’s!!”
Paris should serve her time like any other person. I would place more charges on her for just being a horrible female role model. Those poor young witless girls who admired such a disgusting portrayal of a grown woman. She should be jailed just for ruining the lives of young moldable minds. Hopefully, this jail time will bring her to reality and start her off on the path to a Real responsible human being.
Helen needs to get back on the meds.
The useless bimbo doesn’t do anything but talk on a cell. Why is she supposed to be above the law? Everyone else has to abide by it, so should bimbos.
Who said she was a role model, good, bad or otherwise? Lindsay isn’t one, Paris isn’t one, and neither are the Simpsons, Mrs. “Vacancy” Cruise, etc. etc. etc. NONE of these women are “role models”. WTF are you all on?
Role models are the women who:
1.)Do something worthwhile with their lives or for the lives of others.
2.)have brains
3.)their boobs in their shirts
4.)with their pants up and legs together.
go to jail you dumb blonde. daddy isn’t gonna save you now. you’re not Nelson Mandela and you don’t deserve a pardon just because of who you are. you’re a disgrace to the American Life and you make the real Americans of this country look like total fools to the rest of the world. yes you should be made example of because you broke the law and you will have to pay like everyone else. you should be receiving more punishment than what you’re getting. how awful how these people follow your every move, you’ll be remembered as the American Idiot when you die.
Shes a complete talentless twit, i don’t even understand why she gets the media attention that she does get. I personally think she should get more time in jail so she can consider the fact that she could have killed a child,mother or father, But shes very sorry pfffft —- so she should get pardoned or a lighter sentence—-get the hell outta here. Shes pathetic.
Paris Hilton, HUMMMM!! If I were to judge her, She would be locked up in the women prison in Tehachapi for a year, 6 mos. for the infractions and 6 months for stupidity with contempt of court. I would also like to lock her ignorant parents up for the rest of their lives for child abuse. No one could be so stupid and be a resemblance to a sentiant being without be abused as a child. Paris your lucky I’m not the judge. And you should know that every other child and young person on the plant is better than you are. At least they know what part of the globe they are on, you know hemishere! Or do you, I guess I expected you to know a little more than how to wipe yourself. But do you? Or does your MOMMY still do that for you. Or maybe your publasist? In jail the girls will mop the floor with you and you will desirve it. Alas, can we hope you may learn something in LOCK UP! Chas
Helen lol….please. Paris Hilton is as important as the gnat on your nose. She is a joke but even jokes go to jail when they break the law. As a wise man once said “don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”. Helen and Paris need to smarten up and stop whining. Especially you Helen …..shadduupppppp.
where is the petition to make sure she goes to jail? i will sign that one and email it to everyone i know to make sure they sign it too.
this is the way to see it. she got off the first time with probation. if she had followed the guidelines of her probation and enrolled in the 21-day alcohol program, it would have been over. she is the one that drove TWICE violating the probation. she needs to suck it up and accept it.
she’s asking him for a pardon. i wonder if she voted for him.
thats the most retarded thing i have ever seen. The woman keeps saying: “she hasnt killed or hurt anyone” but a lot of people go to jail for other things than fucking murder or assault. She must have been drunk when she wrote that.
Where the hell is the petition to keep her ass in jail longer?!?!
I’d sign that!
Ok, it is time for me to find an island somewhere! WTF! How in the hell can people be so goddamn dumb? HOW?!?
who are these twits that adore this bitch? She clearly shows evidence of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, was completely spoiled as a child (and still is, still has not grown up) and has got to be THE most selfish and self centered person the world has ever known. If any of these twit fans of hers were thrown in jail,do they think Paris woul drun to get them out? HAHAHA! Yeah….uh huh….
I’ll tell you what true Karma would be–for her skank ass to be run over by a drunk driver who was driving on a suspended license. And then, of course, the twit fans would be screaming because the drunk was not in jail….
Loob, I loved how you put it so eliquently! I have to seriously wonder about the intelligence and/or morals of the people supporting Paris. Especially Helen. Will the idiots keep supporting her when she runs one of them down, or one of there family members? Must she really maim or kill someone before anything is done about her reckless behavior? Will anything be done then? Now here’s the million dollar question… If she does in fact have to serve her sentence, will it do any good? Will she learn a damn thing from it?
(09-05-07)
8850 signatures
it’s so sad to see.
really,
so many idiots?
3 thing should be addeed …
1 she should go to jail for at least 3 years
2 in los angeles county jail
3 evrhone should be aware in jail specialy guards that she has herpies ~beware of blonde herpies ho~
u know what, we should create a petition NOT to set her free. HA! see how many signatures THAT would get :)
seriously though, she should just go with dignity -_-
she flouted the law, and i hate it when celebrities get off scot-free just cos they’re famous -_-
Mk
You tard
it isnt about liking her.
It’s about the LAW.
SHE BROKE THE LAW.
I don’t give two shits when that person who made that pathetic petition said “Other people didnt go to prision for it” SO thats their problem.
She broke the law. The judge said shes going to prision.
The only reason people are even mainly signing that tardy petiton is because she is “A CELEB” and some people say “omggg we (L) her OMG Pariiss you hot” LOOKS WILL FADE and chances are she wouldnt talk to your broke asses any way.
I will be megga pissed if her sentence gets reduced she is not above the law just cus her daddy made her the spoilt brat she is She needs to deal with it.
HELEN we arnt jelous you retard
How do you fucking know. Some of the people on this website might have great lives.
And wtf you saying shes “BEAUTIFUL” and it’s in her “Genes” She had brown eyes you tard and wasnt even that blonde if you didnt notice and when you find a unairbrushed picture of her you will see she isnt so pretty now.
She was born with money in her family yeh but she doesnt have to be a bitch, And you can’t even deny that she isnt a stupid rat arsed bitch because we have all see her giggling like a fool while her dirty friend brandon Bitches about LLohan why don’t we all go on tv and say you are a fire crotch KHON? She is a BITCH she broke the LAW she has to learn she isnt above it even her mother thinks cause they are rich they are above the law so go fuck off and get fat. KKBYE.
Paris for a blowjob i will sign it
Here is the anti Paris petition….
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Paris_to_Prison/index.html
It looks like the petition is down. At least nothing is coming up from the link. I was planning to sign it with a name of “Whore McWhoreface” or something equally entertaining. Too bad.
She should have to PAY for her “room and board” while in jail…
Never mind, it seems to be working. Too much traffic I guess.
i found this on another blog:
UPDATE – As of 6:28 pacific time, the score is:
“Free Paris Hilton” petition – 12,473 signatures
“Jail Paris Hilton” petition – 16,685 signatures
She should serve her time (more than 45 days) and be an adult about it. Her “people” can’t stand there everytime she gets in trouble to slap her hand and tell her “No-No that was bad!”
Dear helen, I’m clearly not jealous of a person who’s IQ isn’t big enough to understand the meaning of “suspended license”, how could I be jealous of that? She is a 26 year old woman, not a 12 year old girl for Christ’s sake.
There are enough examples of women who are wealthy, good looking AND intelligent. Worship these.
y’all just jealous. just get a life. so what if she wants to do the petition. i bet if you all in her position, you’ll do the same thing. fhhhh.. just get a life please.
What I do not understand is how on earth she thinks a petition is going to save her. Also being a “”"socialite”"” does not give you the right to act in anarchy.
You actually do not have as much “fans” as you think you have.
The funny thing is half the signings for free Paris are all actually comments saying dont… And the No Clemency For Paris Hilton petition has nearly four times as many signatures…
LOOB! HAHAHAHA! insides fusing to the pavement….gizzardson my Jimmie Choos! That was great!I really got the visualon that. Unfortunately, that is exactly how Paris would handle runningsomeone over, the sweet, big hearted girl that she is….or is that big footed?
I love how the person who made the petition described those that support Paris to have mundane and otherwise boring lives… . That is EXACTLY why they should put her in jail, so all of the people that sign the petition to keep her out will get a life! For crying out loud, they seriously want to keep her out so they will have someone to watch? That is borderline stalking/insanity right there. The petition creator pretty much showed the I.Q. of signers right there.
And ah, she is going to jail for violating probation. I know that if I were on probation I would sure as hell follow the rules (if I were rich I wouldn’t be on probation in the first place, that is just fucking idiotic) and make sure that my ass didn’t get in trouble. She obviously had no respect for the law, and to support her just gives her bloated ass head more of a reason to disrespect it. But, of course, the idiots who support her don’t see this, they are like deer stuck in the fucking headlights of her ignorance to the world. They fail to ignore that, hello, she was driving fucking 45 mph over the speed limit, AT NIGHT, WITH HER DAMN LIGHTS OFF! What is that? If a regular person did that, with a suspended license, you better believe that ass would have been in jail THAT NIGHT. So, yeah, I wish all the supporters would pull their heads out their asses and drink a fucking cup of coffee and look at the real world. Put the damn celebrity magazine down and read a fucking law book twits. Her ass needs to go to jail, not because she is a celebrity, not because she is being picked on (which, I wish we all could pick on her ass in person) but because she V-I-O-L-A-T-E-D the L-A-W. Period.
although im a big fan of paris but i muz admit dat nobody is above da law…well xcept 4 a president or a king