We’re all waaaaaaaaa-sted.

No, honestly, we don’t smoke pot. We may have tried it once, but did not inhale.

the only ‘bamas ghetto enough to jock kimora lee simmons…

Britney looks cuter than she’s looked lately. Kevin looks stupid, but what’s new. Wow, that kid is really ugly.

Those were my thoughts, in that exact order.

“my dad married britney spears and all i got were these ugly pink flipflops”

All I can say is— HE IS WEARING SHOELACES!!! Another sign of the apocolypse is here…

we hot-boxed the car for kori.

let’see what else can I do to jeoporadize my pregnancy?
Carry this big ol kid
Dye my hair
Eat sushi
Let this idiot smoke around me
Drink starbucks

Good Lord Woman, take care of your baby!!

LET’S SAY IT AGAIN…..

TAKE CARE OF YOUR UNBORN CHILD…..

Your not supposed to carry anything over 5 pounds.

D-E-C-A-F

THE PATCH (for idiot father-to-be)

Roots are okay…(you have an excuse).

GREEN Vegetables and plenty of iron enriched foods.

GET WITH IT BRIT- So far your not on the top 10 moms list.

Words escape me here.

Is she serious picking up that child like that? Wasnt she at the hospital recently for premature contractions and bleeding????????????? She really is using poor judgement. Why cant her hubby carry the child?????????????????

what brit, you laid another smelly one. keep off the micky d’s, ‘kay?

(third grade humor, i know)

I am glad that she finally gave up her flat ole UGGs for more practical high heel cowboy boots when pregnant.

I can’t wait to read Kori’s tell-all book in 15 years!

i hope my daughter doesn’t weigh this much

The Kid is CUTEEEEEEE. They should all go live in a trailer park somewhere.

Who knew that a few Saturday night lays would end up like this?