– Katy Perry’s neighbors want her too keep it down. [The Superficial]
– Justin Timberlake’s friends mock homeless people in wedding video. [Lainey Gossip]
– AnnaLynne McCord is rocking some skinny jeans. [Popoholic]
– This guy’s cat can ride a bike better than you. [The Frisky]
– Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham gets $21k in plastic surgery, calls her new face “worth it.” [Celebitchy]
– Taylor Swift brings out the polka dots for her appearance on The View. [Just Jared]
– According to experts, Mitt Romney spray tans. [Towleroad]
– Lana Wachowski‘s moving speech about growing up transgender. The co-director of The Matrix trilogy and Cloud Atlas shares how she got past childhood trauma — including a high-school suicide attempt. [Buzzfeed]
– The Taylor Swift of our imagining has become the Taylor Swift that exists. [Gawker]
– So, what did Daniel Craig think of Adele’s “Skyfall” theme? “I cried,” he said. “From the opening bars I knew immediately, then the voice kicked in and it was exactly what I’d wanted from the beginning.” [Vulture]
– Roh-oh! America’s Next Top Model judge (and rumored sex partner of Tyra Banks) Rob Evans is now a wanted fugitive. [Jezebel]
– “House full of men’: Tom Hanks performs a 90s sitcom spoken-word poem. [OMG Blog]
– Justin Timberlake snubbed his old boy band. [Celebslam]
– Watch: Marc Jacobs “Train in Vain.” [OhLaLaMag]
– Jennifer Lopez has a serious stomach issue. [CityRag]
– Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has a message for X Factor judge Britney Spears: get a job! Well, sort of, anyway. Check out the video. [Celebuzz]
























Didn’t Katy Perry already dump John Mayer? Mayer needs to be kicked to the curb, he’s a douchebag and a likely STD carrier.