This is getting so confusing.

She’s reported to be expecting the Pitter-patter of tiny feet – and it looks like it won’t be long’ before Angelina Jolie becomes the next Mrs. Brad Pitt, too.

It seems the news Brad’s ex Jennifer Aniston was dreading could come to pass sooner than expected.

For it has emerged that, in order to call 30-year-old Angelina’s adopted sprogs his own, Brad, 42, had to offer US courts assurances that he was planning to make an honest woman of groom-raider Angie.

Evan Schaeffer, a partner at famed American law firm Schaeffer & Lamere, told us: “Although it’s possible to divorce a wife or husband, one cannot divorce one’s adopted children. In this sense, adoption is more binding than marriage. You can’t quit being an adopted parent like you can quit being a husband.

“Under American law, adoption is a profound and significant act. It normally doesn’t take place unless there’s already been a marriage.

“Thus it’s reasonable to infer that a marriage is around the corner for Brad and Angelina.”

At this point, what is the point of speculating? They have or have not been engaged for months, and Angelina has been with or without child for months as well. I’m tired, so tired.

Mr. & Mrs. Pitt [3am]