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We’ve received another transmission from Planet Courtney Love, which our linguistic experts are decoding for us as we speak. Courtney has apparently posted a new blog entry on her MySpace blog in which she says that she’s “sooooo over the dudes” (meaning straight guys) and would “rather have homos any fucking day being that i am a gay mn trannie any fucking waay.” And that ain’t no lie, bless her heart.
“…but im sooooo over the dudes, like i isaid having opend for metallica ive hjad the dudes and i prefer my frmale sof all ages and my young homos, colopur my ass liza im thrilled!”
I love the idea of Courtney Love and Liza Minnelli living side-by-side in drag queen infamy. What a friggin’ awesome show it would be if there was a queen who did a one-man/woman show in which one side of his/her body was Liza and the other was Courtney and they dueled it out on stage. Someone get on that. I’d do it myself, except that I’m pretty sure that I’m neither man nor woman enough to pull it off.
Check out Courtney’s full blog post after the jump…
From C-Love’s MySpace blog:
it took me til NYC to accept the factthat there are no dudes in the demo and you know what? FUCKING EXCELLENT! i embrace this! id rather have homos any fucking day being that i am a gay mn trannie any fucking waay. just read your comments cos i dodnt know how to my blogs. swhats a kudos? im talking to the head of my sp[ace and im afraid to frickin ask, but im sooooo over the dudes, like i isaid having opend for metallica ive hjad the dudes and i prefer my frmale sof all ages and my young homos, colopur my ass liza im thrilled! move teh fuck ohvah scissor sistahs, im thrilled on the site you donthavr ot so much desrcibe yoru stykle as maybe your philophy opr jiust something about you what brands you like i dont give a fuck. but the home thing really got me as ove said sinc emy gen of homos allliked dance music and i fel alientated from my peeps as they went off vogueing, it was nnoying at best, by yall have grown up in lt rock nd ahhhhm fucking thrillllllled, never expected it for a sec , but here i coem Logo Advocte Gyuardian, baby!!!!! fey gay an dnot in my way.
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Shootingstar | July 26, 2007 at 6:34 pm
I wish Courtney would STFU.
If her writing is indicative of the way she speaks her daughter must be a communications specialist.
silvarga | July 26, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Does Courtney Love even have any gays? (that aren’t pre-op?)I should think not. No gay would side with Courtney against both Madonna AND Gwen Stefani, even if they’re gay hipsters.
OK, OK. If they’re gay and solely into Punk then yeah, I could see that happening. But then I would guess that gays who are THAT into Courtney Love are probably also into shooting smack and peeing on each other so… you know…draw your own conclusions.
silvarga | July 26, 2007 at 9:53 pm
And another thing:
That bitch is drinking a bottle of Ensure. My grandfather’s doctor made him drink that just after he got out of the hospital. It’s nutrition for peeps who can’t eat. Bitches under 65 who can’t even choke down solid foods should STFU.
Greg | June 18, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Evrybdy rites liek dat on teh inturnetz!!!!