Ugh. Eva Longoria kind of falls into the JLo category for me — what EXACTLY has she done to be given “superstar” status/coverage? Sorry. I don’t get the fascination with her. I sure hope she’s not pregnant. Daily pregnancy updates on Ashlee Simpson is bad enough.

Maybe she just ate a hamburger or something. Calm down.

For our sake, I hope she’s not pregnant. I don’t want to hear the day-to-day drama about it.

For her sake, I hope she is, because no one that size should have a stomach that looks like that. Seriously, her torso looks like a barrel.

She has admitted to putting on weight since she got married. I’m sure that’s all this is. Look at the cottage cheese on her ass, that isn’t caused by pregnancy, that’s caused by pizza and beer. :)

She looks like a skinny chick with beer bloat. She’d be sucking that in if she was posing at a premiere.

did anyone notice WHERE she is directing that water stream? I feel dirty now.

I am not a fan of hers or anything but come on people, it’s nothing! It’s probably the angle or maybe she just ate lunch lol! Half these girls are so scrawny, the second they put on half a pound people think they are pregnant or packing it on….relax!

While you’re at it, what about the massive fatass next to her? She looks preggers too. :P

PLEASE!! Why must you guys continue to point out normal-sized females and question if they’re pregnant? She doesn’t look overweight at all, she looks NORMAL. Healthy. Take a CHILL!!!

And to whoever said the thing about cellulite being from pizza and beer, that’s not the main cause, which is heredity. Sorry to dispel your notion that Eva’s post-marriage junk food binges is making her un-celeb-like.

I never comment on these but I just HAD to make a comment on what Boozehag said… absolutely hilarious, because I would have never noticed that!!

haha. The water was the first thing I noticed too. I like being a perv though.

geez, boozehag, didn’t notice until you pointed that out!

combine that with the look she has on her face and whoa.

leave that to your PRIVATE shower, Eva!

She is so nasty. She looks positively revolting in the 4th thumbnail. Look at the hail damage on her backside. Although she is not fat now, she definitely has the fat gene. Poor Tony. If this is how she lets herself go once she landed Tony and forced him into marriage, just wait until she has a kid! It will be on like donkey kong.

You can tell she’s not preggo from right below her belly button. if she was she wouldn’t be so flat there and there would be a little mini bump rounding out, even if she was only three or so months. lets not start rumors just because she’s less anorexic than she used to be.

I thought she lost a little weight — at least 10 pounds just by removing her make-up.

What a sleazy whore.

At least they didn’ show her ugly ass face!! Stay in europe you skank!!

At least they didn’t show her ugly ass face, stay in europe you skank!!

woah people are crazy. she doesn’t look pregnant. and wait a min with the hate on cellulite. like 95% of women have cellulite(i totally just made that percentage up, but its gotta be up there). i bet every single one of the women who commented on this post have cellulite, or will have it somday. so relax people.

Wow, not having a perfectly vertical stomach incites pregnancy rumours? I am embarrassed for you. She is a woman, she has a stomach, just like any other woman.

MY GOD THE LATINO EVEN HAS MAJOR BACKFAT. NEVER THOUGHT SHE WAS ATTRACTIVE SHE CAN’T ACT EITHER. BET SHE’S A REAL CUNT IN THE REAL REALM OF THINGS!!!

MY GOD THE LATINO EVEN HAS MAJOR BACKFAT. NEVER THOUGHT SHE WAS ATTRACTIVE SHE CAN’T ACT EITHER. BET SHE’S A REAL CUNT IN THE REAL REALM OF THINGS!!!

Mel, I suspect most of the posters who have negative things to say about women’s bodies on these sites are men with female usernames. Something about the tone of their nastiness. Maybe I overrate the fairer sex, tho…

Ok what makes you people so perfect? Also why the hell does anyone care? The b**ch is tiny what cottage cheese are you looking at I wanna see what you people look like in a bikini cause I guarantee you dont look like that so don’t pass judgement

I look good in a bikini and i’m a dude! This bitch is supposed to be a sex symbol?? She has an ugly face(unless caked with makeup), she has a fat ass, with a belly, and no tities!! If she is going to walk the walk, she better take her ugly ass to the gym!!

SHE LOOKS DOG ROUGH WITHOUT MAKE UP/AIRBRUSHING…GIVES US REAL GIRLS A CHANCE!!!

I have noticed; that alot of actresses are very thin when their new show starts…for example…all the girls on Grey’s Anatomy, Deserpate Housewives and even something as small as Chuck (LOVE). The actresses are thin…then the show takes off and they seem to allow themselves to eat again,…so they are back to their normal weight. Just a thought

enough with the hate and the disparaging names…none of you know her so calling her a bitch is ridiculous….and I even think shes overrated and annoying!!!
I’d sat pregnant because its all in the stomach and booty….nothing in her arms….a true sign of preggers.
By the way debkakes…women are waay nastier and cattier…

Her boobs are too flat for her to be pregnant.

Maybe she’s bloating a little because the water is going up her vag.

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