yeah, and that’s why she’s had so many movie roles in her life.

The problem is no one who “works” with this skank wants to tell her the truth about her (lack of) talent. Whether it’s a record producer or an acting coach, they’ll tell her what she wants to hear so the checks keep coming.

Her acting coach is on crack lol … Charlize Theron is an oscar winning multi-talented beautiful goddess whereas Paris is a herpes infested piece of crap slut tryin to make it big.

Tia,

I’ve never been prouder.

lawgirl, neither have I! haha Our little girl is growin up *sniffle*

Anyways, Paris is a hoebag who needs to be kicked in the box. To even have Paris Hilton in the same sentence as Ms. Theron is insulting

Amen Tia!! The only thing Paris is good for is…well…I can’t think of a damn thing. Useless skank.

keep dreaming……….what a delusional dumass

wow… paris said vying… that’s almost a big word..

I think her acting coach actually said Charlie Sheen

Tia! Tia! Tia! You rock, babe!!!

[CHOKE] Only in Paris’ feverish dreams. Please.

Maybe she confused the coach saying that she was like Theron’s character in “Monster”. Ugly, drug-addled whore… That would probably explain it.

Well it seems like the coach see a sucker and he is taking her to the bank. I would tell her the same thing as long as she is going to shell out the big bucks for me to tell her lies and to keep coaching her. He is not on crack, he is shwred and she is just not smart enought to see he is lying to her.

I don’t think I can beat “herpes infested piece of crap slut,” but I’ll try.

Just look at the photos of Charlize in this post. Compare them to Paris’ best. I’ll bet CT wins with 90% of the voters. Then compare CT’s look in “Monster” to, well, Paris wouldn’t dare be seen without makeup, let alone put on makeup to make her look (gasp) ugly!

I won’t even get into the acting part. I suffered through 10 minutes of “House of Wax” and that was enough.

Just because Herpe/Slut Swirl with Crap Chunks is the flavor of the week, doesn’t mean you will be on the menu next week. The Mother Teresa role will be quite amusing

There. I feel so much better now.

Tia, Doofus (my main)& Kelsey, right on folks. I hope her acting coach is getting a huge bonus check, because after this statement his reputation is ruined, in the crapper. Unless you are on acid, crack and heroin after downing a gallon of Ripple, there is no way to compare Theron with Paris. The only role for Paris might be on CSI when the doc has to cust open a corpse.

Oh that silly Paris! She has The Oscars confused with The AVN Awards!
The Adult Video News Awards is the sleazy twin sister no ones mentions anymore, (You know, kinda like the one who ran away from home at 13 and ended up living in a trailer with a guy named Bubba-Ray and their twins, Ashlee and Jessica), of The Oscars. I’m sure that’s what her acting coach meant when he told her that. Gosh, I hope someone clears that up for her so she won’t get her hopes up too high…yeah.

I can’t believe she actually had the gall to compare herself to Charlize. It’s like Lohan saying she was like Marilyn Monroe

I’m just surprised her acting coach didn’t know to aim a little lower when he/she kissed PH’s bony ass. You don’t tell a Paris Hilton that she’s in the same class as a Charlize Theron.

The coach might actually have said “Tara” and Paris chose to hear “Charlize.” Paris & Tara Reid? Definitely in the same class (or lack thereof).

Paris is going to be the greatest actress ever, even better than Charlize. So yeah!

The acting coach is probably peeing his/her pants praying to God Paris doesn’t mention his/her name.

No one will ever go to that coach again.

Who’s her acting coach? Ron Jeremy?

HAHAHAHA funny..

What next? Is Paris going to claim that Stuart Townsend is “Her” man and start a cat fight in some public place with Charlize, like she does with everyone else??