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News of the World (hmmm, yeah, we know, but it’s still worth writing about just in case it is actually true) says they have a “world exclusive interview” with Britney’s former boy-toy, Isaac Cohen. And, of course, all the things that he supposedly reveals to them are strange enough to warrant some attention, but not so preposterous that it couldn’t possibly be true.

In the interview, Isaac states that he saw past Britney’s partying ways and realized she was simply trying to numb herself from the pain of possibly losing her sons, and from the devastation of her break-up from Kevin. He described himself as a tender, appreciative lover, who would hold Britney “like a limp rag doll” in his arms while she would ask him, “Why can’t everyone leave me alone?” And if this is true, then he is such a gentlemen for doing all of those things and THEN telling an f-ing tabloid about it.

He also talked about their experience with a rotating bed, and a mirrored ceiling that they enjoyed at the Sky Villa at the Palms Hotel in Vegas, which sounds absolutely breathtaking.

“So we clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round. All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling.

“It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off.”

Britney was also very concerned about her figure and expressed those concerns to Isaac.

“She would say, ‘Am I fat? Am I fat?’ then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories.

“She was always jumping around.”

I love that Isaac was able to use that rotating bed as an excuse for getting sick after repeatedly doing Britney.