It’s OK Everyone, Josh and Scarlett Are Together Still

December 20th, 2006 // 1 Comment

Page Six reports that Josh Hartnett and Scarjo are just fine, thanks.

The comely couple was spotted Friday night reigniting their relationship at TriBeCa restaurant Cercle Rouge. “They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on,” said our spy. “Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn’t really care who saw.”

I can tell you that nothing makes dining out more enjoyable for me then two people dry-humping at the next table. I think panting, hard nips, and the Clorox-like smell of pre-cum really gives it that touch of class.

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1 Comment

  1. Sybill | December 20, 2006 at 1:22 pm

    “I think panting, hard nips, and the Clorox-like smell of pre-cum really gives it that touch of class.” OMG, I love you!! F*cking unbelievable!!

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