J. Lo’s Career Path Looking Like It’s Strewn With Debris And Kinda Just Ends In One Of Those Highway Barrier Things

April 5th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Roger Friedman over at Fox 411 has a whole bit about how Jenny’s career is tanking. Karma catches up with you! If you keep forcing people to paint the area you’re going to occupy for a half-hour white, and insisting on gold flakes in your huevos rancheros, you’re going to reap the whirlwind, diva!

This week, Lopez’s first Spanish album, “Como Ama Una Mujer,” sold a very measly 49,452 copies, according to hitsdailydouble.com. The album finished at No. 10 for the week, behind a repackaging of Elton John’s greatest hits.

Granted, the record business is in a hopeless downward spiral. But Lopez’s first Spanish language album was a calculated move to win back the audience she lost as her pop albums became increasingly more and more about herself and her celebrity.

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Keep reading for details on how her film career is bursting into flame and there’s people running and screaming on the ground below and the announcer is talking about how this day will live in infamy.

Lopez is currently sitting on two unreleased duds: “Bordertown,” co-starring Antonio Banderas and directed by Gregory Nava, and “El Cantante,” which co-stars husband Marc Anthony as Hector Lavoe.

Picturehouse is holding that one for Aug. 1, but the reviews have been mixed. And no one seems to know why the movie has a Spanish title since it’s all in English, a source tells me. If it’s to capitalize on the album, maybe some rethinking is needed in the marketing department.

As for “Bordertown,” it’s yet to find a distributor. Early reviews were not enthusiastic.

If you’ll recall, “Bordertown” is the movie she was showing at the Berlin Film Festival. The one that the audience viewed, booed and she started bawling? Not a good look for her. Anyway, who knows what the future holds. She probably needs to toss the Re-Animator that she married aside seeing as things went way down hill since she married his controlling ass. And stop acting like a demanding jackass. Then just get back to being sexy and fun-loving like she used to be. Drop the turbans and the old lady clothes. Use your boobies and that famous ass! I’m a total feminist.

By J. Harvey

  1. I think Mrs. Van der Loop would have quite a lot to say about THIS:

    http://lydiavanderloop.typepad.com/mrs_van_der_loops_blog/

  2. anon

    Maybe all of this is caused by the fact that people have finally clued in that she’s NOT TALENTED as an actress or singer. Why do people keep forgetting that in 2005 her record company was busted for payola to radio stations where they paid stations to play her crappy music? This fall of hers has been a long time coming.

  3. Andrea

    Thank the Lord people are actually wising up to her inability to sing or act. I actually kind of liked her in Selena, though…the only time I’ve actually kind of liked her. I’ve never understood the hype around this woman, she’s kind of fug undearneath all that makeup.

    In the end, she’s only famous because she has a big ass…hey, if I were styled and made-up constantly I’d probably look fab too! Nevertheless, I’ve seen much more beautiful women here in Puerto Rico…she’s just plain common looking.

  4. ELH

    In other news, I love that blouse she’s wearing. Any ideas as to who its by people?

  5. Ah…I love the smell of fresh baked Karma in the morning!

    I never understood her fame. She was an okay Fly Girl, but that’s where her talent peeked.

  6. Aha

    The reason Lopez is famous is because she looks mildly similar to Selena. Had Selena lived – and this woman could SING – JLo would still be in the Barrio sitting on her big arse wearing Mr. T gold.

  7. rootabega

    JHar I am rolling and crying at work- yet again. Anyhoo- may i just say “Out of Sight”? she was awesome in that movie- sadly, never again. i lament…

  8. joann Durtz

    The zombie she married has total control over her. She aint all that anywayz!

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