Jake And Reese?

March 7th, 2007 // 16 Comments

(Flynet)

I don’t get it. Call me sassy, but what’s she packing down there? I can’t figure it out. She seems like she might be a little…trying… as a wife or girlfriend. And yet, she seems to be able to land all this hot ass. She gets to be impregnated by Ryan Phillipe’s sex-angel goodness and now on to Jake? She must know more tricks than a rodeo clown. Methinks she has a ton of scratch. Is that it? I mean, she’s bearable but RYAN AND JAKE?

Reese spent the weekend in the Big Apple getting even better acquainted with Zodiac star Jake. The single actress visited Jake’s Greenwich Village penthouse on March 1. He returned the favor the next day, stopping by The Mandarin Oriental hotel in Midtown Manhattan to see Reese. Their blossoming love affair is taking its toll on her estranged husband, Ryan Phillippe. OK! has learned that the Breach star has been begging his soon-to-be ex-wife to give their relationship another shot and that he is determined to do whatever it takes to win back the love of his life.

Well, maybe he should have thought about that before he tea-bagged some extra. He may be deliriously hot, but I’m guessing he smokes too much weed and got muddled as to his situation or he got all up on himself. She wore the pants in that family because she brought in most of the dough. Know your role! Speaking of “rolls,” Reese needs to slow hers. Because I think Jake goes both ways. And his outhouse door is leaning towards the urinals if you know what I’m saying. Ok, I don’t even know what I’m saying…

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Comments (16)

  1. christine | March 7, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    “And his outhouse door is leaning towards the urinals if you know what I’m saying.”

    fantastic!

  2. kikistar | March 7, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    i realy hope not cause i just cannot stand her! jack is too good for her!!

  3. Kelly Rummelhart | March 7, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    Great- since they’re both on “my list” I can do them both at once now and it would only count as one . . . I hope my husband agrees.

  4. Frida | March 7, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    Oh come on, Reese is the cutest!

  5. nastyhero | March 7, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    Bad Reese. Stay away from Jake.

  6. moonbeams | March 7, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    Speaking of rumors about ppl “swinging both ways” that’s exactly what I’ve been hearing about Ryan Phillippe for a very long time, if I am not mistaken. Yeah. They were. Then, of course you had this guy who PLAYED gay in a MOVIE. So boom. People who live in a fantasy world were convinced he was gay! I don’t think Jake is gay, but I do think he’s a VERY young
    26 yr. old, who’d be stupid to take on a woman with two little kids. Plus, I think things are pretty raw btwn Ryan and Reese and anyone who gets in the middle of that mess will feel like they’ve been thru an emotional meatgrinder. Jake’s emotionally immature, but he ain’t stupid.

  7. Amy | March 7, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    As Ryan and Jake are friends, Reese/Jake would be a bad idea. But they are in a movie together and stars do socialize when working on sets. *gasp* God Forbid you get to know your coworkers. I’d be happy if Ryan and Reese gave it another shot. The official reason for the split is supposedly that they got too busy to work on the relationship. I think the rest of the modern world is fooled into thinking it’s not supposed to be work, which is why the divorce rate is what it is.

  8. Rhondy | March 7, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    Ryan and Reese are young. I think Ryan probably thought the grass was greener elsewhere. Jake is a good catch, and Reese already has kids. I’d like to see Jake start his own family with some other lovely lady, but maybe his presence is cheering Reese up for now.

  9. kellyarmstro | March 7, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    OK, Does anyone else find it strange that those photos are at least 5 months old before being “leaked”? I love JG as much as the next hetero girl, but it’s been reported EVERYWHERE that he’s (at the very least) bi-sexual, if not gay.
    I still think he’s great, but he’s not romancing Reese.
    Anyone else find it strange that she has been the beard before? I think she deserves better, but maybe some girls think they can change a man. Perhaps she should call Penelope or Nicole for advice on dealing with a closeted man.
    Good luck, Reese, you deserve the best man you can for your kids!

  10. katrina | March 7, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    first of all reese broke up with ryan because she find text messages on his phone from a girl he was working with. A girl called abbey something. she couldnt go back with ryan because once a cheater always a cheater

  11. Jamie | March 7, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    I love how people give attitude about people “suspecting” Jakey G of being something other than straight because of THE movie, when most of us were speculating since October Sky, and the others of us don’t care what he is, we just love him.

    Have ya noticed we aren’t saying shit about Heath? Or any of the 95,000 other actors who have played gay?

    We just like our gossipy rumors.

  12. Monie | March 7, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    This would be my first comment ever, and I’m on here every single day… You have an INCREDIBLY sense of humor, and it’s always a pleasure to read your posts. I just ‘had’ to say that…

  13. kareno | March 8, 2007 at 2:18 am

    they are filming a movie

    that is a fake pregnancy thing under her shirt

    this was posted by another site over a month ago.

  14. Maritza | March 8, 2007 at 8:29 am

    I believe Ryan was being unfaithful for a long time and just now he realized he is going to loose a great woman. And I don’t believe Jake is gay, at least their hasn’t been any compromising photos of him with any guy to prove otherwise. Jake and Reese would make a beautiful couple.

  15. Whatever | March 8, 2007 at 9:33 am

    Jamie, please I don’t know anyone who was obsessing about Jake being gay around “October Sky”. No, the rumors started just before BBM was release and that scumbag Ted Casablanca started with this Toothy Tile crap. Then it went from there with lots of cruel and homophobic jokes at Jake’s expense.

    He may be bisexual (and we still have no real proof), but I do believe his relationship with Kirsten Dunst was real.

    Moonbeams, I don’t think Jake is immature at all. He seems very smart, levelheaded and grounded. And he seems to acknowledge his own shortcomings. He is indeed young and I am sure will get better with age!

  16. Rhondy | March 8, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    Jake is gay? Since when? Since he started joining Matthew and Lance on riding trips?

    I don’t believe those rumors. Jake reminds me of some boys I went to school with: level-headed, clean-living and raised with good values. He’s serious about his career and not foolish enough to ruin his image with young starlets and wild parties.

    I won’t believe Jake is gay until I see it. Give me proof.

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